Decimate Jokes
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- I don't understand... I don't understand people who use fractions instead of decimals.
It's pointless.
I guess you have to draw the line somewhere,
or people will think you're irrational. - Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!) - People who can't tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals.... ....are missing the point.
- My professor made me write a 30 page essay on differentiates an integer from a decimal... I said that there's no point
- A librarian ranked all of their coworkers and regular visitors by attractiveness… A Do Me Decimal System, if you will.
- They stopped teaching decimals at the school for blind children Nobody could see the point.
- Im worth six figures But only if you count the stuff after the decimal point. And the decimal point. And the dollar sign. And the hyphen in front of the dollar sign.
- Let's memorize the repeated decimal 0.818181..... forever. You said you would never forget 9/11
- How do Rabbis organise their books? The Jewey Decimal System.
- What? The square root of some numbers give us a infinite non-recurring decimal? That's absurd!
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- I don't understand why people use fractions instead of decimals. It's pointless
- Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point.
- The naughty librarian showed me.. The do me decimal system... And I'm all in.
- I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point
- Decimals Have their point.
- What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats.
- I like decimal place jokes. Jokes about whole numbers just have no point.
- I don't get why some people use fractions instead of decimals. It's pointless
- I used to hate Math. But then I realised... *...decimals have a point.*
- What do librarians call breathalyzers? The DUI decimal system
- I used to hate math, until one day I realized... Decimals have a point!
- A recurring decimal walked into a bar And never returned
- Why should you never argue with a decimal? It's because they always have a point.
- Decimals accept their position in society. They know their place
- Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal? Overrated.
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What funny jokes about decimate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make decimate pranks.
I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%.
How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?
The Andouille Decimal System
There are 10 types of people in this world
1. Those who know binary.
2. Those who know base 3.
3. Those who know base 4.
4. Those who know base 5.
5. Those who know base 6.
6. Those who know base 7.
7. Those who know base 8.
8. Those who know base 9.
9. Those who know decimal.
10. Those who know none of the above.
I'm so good at cutting things into little pieces and showing them who's boss
I **decimate** tests.
Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
I don't understand decimals.
I mean, what's the point?
When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes.
They can't share them with others, though. The jokes are classified.
Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?
It's just what we tend to do
The library where I work just hired a Cajun head Librarian...
Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment.
What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?
1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.
TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial s**... harasser.
Someone really should've put him in his place.
There is your IQ somewhere in Pi.
If you are wondering where, it's before the decimal point.
How do sailors sort their books?
Using the buoy decimal system.
What's the use of decimals, I mean...
Whats the point?
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,
ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.
New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11
So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.
How did n**... keep track of books in libraries?
The Jewey Decimal System!
Here are the 10 best number systems.
1. Binary
2. Decimal
A man went to an abandoned library in search of a rare book
He didn't find it.
He didn't understand the Mildewey Decimal System.
I don't see why some people use fractions instead of decimals
It's pointless, but anyway you gotta draw the line somewhere or else people will think you're being irrational. But that's beside the point
So I learned some interesting things today
I get a kick out of words and word histories, so reading up I learned the word "CENTURION" came from the old Latin word for one hundred, because they were an officer in charge of one hundred soldiers. I also learned that the term "DECIMATE" comes from a collective punishment centurions would mete out, where one out of every ten men would be executed. It seemed like there was definitely some kind of joke or word play I could make out of that, but I couldn't find any.
There was no pun in ten dead.
Yesterday, I chose to only use binary.
Yesterday, I decided to stick to binary only, instead of the decimal system.
I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"
Study shows that...
Study shows that if you say 'study shows that' before saying a statement, people are 56% more likely to believe you and this number can increase to 71% if you add a random statistical data and to further amp up this number to 82.3% you can include decimals in that number as well.