Decimal Point Jokes

Funniest Decimal Point Short Jokes

Short decimal point jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The decimal point humour may include short decimal jokes also.

1. People who can't tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals.... ....are missing the point.
2. My professor made me write a 30 page essay on differentiates an integer from a decimal... I said that there's no point
3. They stopped teaching decimals at the school for blind children Nobody could see the point.
4. Im worth six figures But only if you count the stuff after the decimal point. And the decimal point. And the dollar sign. And the hyphen in front of the dollar sign.
5. Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points? Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
6. There is your IQ somewhere in Pi. If you are wondering where, it's before the decimal point.

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Decimal Point One Liners

Which decimal point one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with decimal point? I can suggest the ones about point and median.

1. Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point.
2. I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point
3. Decimals Have their point.
4. What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats.
5. I like decimal place jokes. Jokes about whole numbers just have no point.
6. What's the use of decimals, I mean... Whats the point?
7. I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%.
8. Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places? They have no point to make

Decimal Point Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about decimal point you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean degree angle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make decimal point pranks.