The Best 33 Decimal Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Decimal Jokes and Puns

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

The naughty librarian showed me..

The do me decimal system... And I'm all in.

Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)


Have their point.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

I like decimal place jokes.

Jokes about whole numbers just have no point.

Decimal joke, I like decimal place jokes.

What do librarians call breathalyzers?

The DUI decimal system

Yesterday, I chose to only use binary.

Yesterday, I decided to stick to binary only, instead of the decimal system.
I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

A recurring decimal walked into a bar

And never returned

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Why should you never argue with a decimal?

It's because they always have a point.

Im worth six figures

But only if you count the stuff after the decimal point. And the decimal point. And the dollar sign. And the hyphen in front of the dollar sign.

Decimals accept their position in society.

They know their place

TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial sexual harasser.

Someone really should've put him in his place.

Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal?


Decimal joke, Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal?

Let's memorize the repeated decimal 0.818181..... forever.

You said you would never forget 9/11

How do Rabbis organise their books?

The Jewey Decimal System.

What? The square root of some numbers give us a infinite non-recurring decimal?

That's absurd!

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Here are the 10 best number systems.

1. Binary

2. Decimal

How did Nazis keep track of books in libraries?

The Jewey Decimal System!

What's the use of decimals, I mean...

Whats the point?

How do sailors sort their books?

Using the buoy decimal system.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes.

They can't share them with others, though. The jokes are classified.

Decimal joke, When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes.

There are 10 types of people in this world

1. Those who know binary.
2. Those who know base 3.
3. Those who know base 4.
4. Those who know base 5.
5. Those who know base 6.
6. Those who know base 7.
7. Those who know base 8.
8. Those who know base 9.
9. Those who know decimal.
10. Those who know none of the above.

A man went to an abandoned library in search of a rare book

He didn't find it.

He didn't understand the Mildewey Decimal System.

Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places?

They have no point to make

There is your IQ somewhere in Pi.

If you are wondering where, it's before the decimal point.

The library where I work just hired a Cajun head Librarian...

Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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