Decimal Jokes

Funniest Decimal Short Jokes

Short decimal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The decimal humour may include short digits jokes also.

1. People who can't tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals.... ....are missing the point.
2. My professor made me write a 30 page essay on differentiates an integer from a decimal... I said that there's no point
3. A librarian ranked all of their coworkers and regular visitors by attractiveness… A Do Me Decimal System, if you will.
4. They stopped teaching decimals at the school for blind children Nobody could see the point.
5. Im worth six figures But only if you count the stuff after the decimal point. And the decimal point. And the dollar sign. And the hyphen in front of the dollar sign.
6. Let's memorize the repeated decimal 0.818181..... forever. You said you would never forget 9/11
7. What? The square root of some numbers give us a infinite non-recurring decimal? That's absurd!
8. What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.
9. When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes. They can't share them with others, though. The jokes are classified.
10. Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points? Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Decimal One Liners

Which decimal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with decimal? I can suggest the ones about double and magnitude.

1. Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point.
2. The naughty librarian showed me.. The do me decimal system... And I'm all in.
3. I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point
4. Decimals Have their point.
5. What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats.
6. I like decimal place jokes. Jokes about whole numbers just have no point.
7. What do librarians call breathalyzers? The DUI decimal system
8. A recurring decimal walked into a bar And never returned
9. Decimals accept their position in society. They know their place
10. Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal? Overrated.
11. How do Rabbis organise their books? The Jewey Decimal System.
12. How do they keep track of books at the sausage library? The Andouille Decimal System
13. Here are the 10 best number systems. 1. Binary
    2. Decimal
14. What's the use of decimals, I mean... Whats the point?
15. How do sailors sort their books? Using the buoy decimal system.

Decimal Point Jokes

Here is a list of funny decimal point jokes and even better decimal point puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%.
• Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places? They have no point to make
• There is your IQ somewhere in Pi. If you are wondering where, it's before the decimal point.

Hilarious Decimal Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about decimal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean infinity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make decimal pranks.