Hilarious Decimal Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,
ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.
Why should you not argue with a decimal?
Because decimals always have a point.
The naughty librarian showed me..
The do me decimal system... And I'm all in.
Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)
Decimals
Have their point.
What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?
it floats.
I like decimal place jokes.
Jokes about whole numbers just have no point.
What do librarians call breathalyzers?
The DUI decimal system
Yesterday, I chose to only use binary.
Yesterday, I decided to stick to binary only, instead of the decimal system.
I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"
New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11
So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.
My professor made me write a 30 page essay on differentiates an integer from a decimal...
I said that there's no point
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A librarian ranked all of their coworkers and regular visitors by attractiveness…
A Do Me Decimal System, if you will.
A recurring decimal walked into a bar
And never returned
Why should you never argue with a decimal?
It's because they always have a point.
Im worth six figures
But only if you count the stuff after the decimal point. And the decimal point. And the dollar sign. And the hyphen in front of the dollar sign.
Decimals accept their position in society.
They know their place
Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal?
Overrated.
TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial s**... harasser.
Someone really should've put him in his place.
Let's memorize the repeated decimal 0.818181..... forever.
You said you would never forget 9/11
How do Rabbis organise their books?
The Jewey Decimal System.
What? The square root of some numbers give us a infinite non-recurring decimal?
That's absurd!
How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?
The Andouille Decimal System
Here are the 10 best number systems.
1. Binary
2. Decimal
How did n**... keep track of books in libraries?
The Jewey Decimal System!
What's the use of decimals, I mean...
Whats the point?
How do sailors sort their books?
Using the buoy decimal system.
What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?
1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.
When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes.
They can't share them with others, though. The jokes are classified.
Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
There are 10 types of people in this world
1. Those who know binary.
2. Those who know base 3.
3. Those who know base 4.
4. Those who know base 5.
5. Those who know base 6.
6. Those who know base 7.
7. Those who know base 8.
8. Those who know base 9.
9. Those who know decimal.
10. Those who know none of the above.
A man went to an abandoned library in search of a rare book
He didn't find it.
He didn't understand the Mildewey Decimal System.
Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places?
They have no point to make
There is your IQ somewhere in Pi.
If you are wondering where, it's before the decimal point.
The library where I work just hired a Cajun head Librarian...
Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment.
Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?
It's just what we tend to do
