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Funniest Decimal Short Jokes

Short decimal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The decimal humour may include short digits jokes also.

  1. I don't understand... I don't understand people who use fractions instead of decimals.
    It's pointless.
    I guess you have to draw the line somewhere,
    or people will think you're irrational.
  2. Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
    (hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)
  3. People who can't tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals.... ....are missing the point.
  4. My professor made me write a 30 page essay on differentiates an integer from a decimal... I said that there's no point
  5. They stopped teaching decimals at the school for blind children Nobody could see the point.
  6. A librarian ranked all of their coworkers and regular visitors by attractiveness… A Do Me Decimal System, if you will.
  7. Im worth six figures But only if you count the stuff after the decimal point. And the decimal point. And the dollar sign. And the hyphen in front of the dollar sign.
  8. Let's memorize the repeated decimal 0.818181..... forever. You said you would never forget 9/11
  9. How do Rabbis organise their books? The Jewey Decimal System.
  10. What? The square root of some numbers give us a infinite non-recurring decimal? That's absurd!

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Decimal One Liners

Which decimal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with decimal? I can suggest the ones about double and magnitude.

  1. I don't understand why people use fractions instead of decimals. It's pointless
  2. Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point.
  3. The naughty librarian showed me.. The do me decimal system... And I'm all in.
  4. I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point
  5. Decimals Have their point.
  6. What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats.
  7. I like decimal place jokes. Jokes about whole numbers just have no point.
  8. I don't get why some people use fractions instead of decimals. It's pointless
  9. I used to hate Math. But then I realised... *...decimals have a point.*
  10. What do librarians call breathalyzers? The DUI decimal system
  11. I used to hate math, until one day I realized... Decimals have a point!
  12. A recurring decimal walked into a bar And never returned
  13. Why should you never argue with a decimal? It's because they always have a point.
  14. Decimals accept their position in society. They know their place
  15. Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal? Overrated.

Decimal Point Jokes

Here is a list of funny decimal point jokes and even better decimal point puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the use of decimals, I mean... Whats the point?
  • I don't understand decimals. I mean, what's the point?
  • Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points? Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
  • I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%.
  • Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places? They have no point to make
  • There is your IQ somewhere in Pi. If you are wondering where, it's before the decimal point.

Decimal Places Jokes

Here is a list of funny decimal places jokes and even better decimal places puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial s**... harasser. Someone really should've put him in his place.
Decimal joke, TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was

Dewey Decimal Jokes

Here is a list of funny dewey decimal jokes and even better dewey decimal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes. They can't share them with others, though. The jokes are classified.
Decimal joke, When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes.

Hilarious Decimal Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about decimal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean infinity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make decimal pranks.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

Yesterday, I chose to only use binary.

Yesterday, I decided to stick to binary only, instead of the decimal system.
I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Here are the 10 best number systems.

1. Binary
2. Decimal

How did n**... keep track of books in libraries?

The Jewey Decimal System!

Decimal joke, What's the use of decimals, I mean...