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ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

Because decimals always have a point.

The do me decimal system... And I'm all in.

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)

Have their point.

it floats.

Jokes about whole numbers just have no point.

The DUI decimal system

Yesterday, I decided to stick to binary only, instead of the decimal system.

I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

And never returned

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It's because they always have a point.

But only if you count the stuff after the decimal point. And the decimal point. And the dollar sign. And the hyphen in front of the dollar sign.

They know their place

Someone really should've put him in his place.

Overrated.

You said you would never forget 9/11

The Jewey Decimal System.

That's absurd!

The Andouille Decimal System

1. Binary

2. Decimal

The Jewey Decimal System!

Whats the point?

Using the buoy decimal system.

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

They can't share them with others, though. The jokes are classified.

1. Those who know binary.

2. Those who know base 3.

3. Those who know base 4.

4. Those who know base 5.

5. Those who know base 6.

6. Those who know base 7.

7. Those who know base 8.

8. Those who know base 9.

9. Those who know decimal.

10. Those who know none of the above.

He didn't find it.

He didn't understand the Mildewey Decimal System.

They have no point to make

If you are wondering where, it's before the decimal point.

Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment.

It's just what we tend to do

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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