Decided Pursue Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decided Pursue jokes. There are some decided pursue jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decided pursue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Great Decided Pursue Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

I have decided to pursue my dreams…

… good night.

Simon was in a car c**... with his uncle.....

Sadly his uncle died, but Simon was saved
but lost both his legs. The surgeon was able to sew his uncle's legs to his body. When he was recovered he decided to pursue his love
of music and performed in the local pub as Simon and Halfuncle.

Elon Musk has decided to abandon his dream of going to Mars and pursue a career in perfume sales.

In honor of the canceled Mars program he will be debuting 'SpaceAxe', a signature Elon "Musk".

My sister told me she's decided to pursue a career in training dolphins

I guess she finally found her porpoise in life

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decided pursue puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decided pursue piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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