The Best 5 Deception Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deception jokes. There are some deception deceptive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deception fraud puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deception Jokes and Puns

A German, an American, and a Russian are arguing who can feed a spoonful of mustard to a cat more easily...

The German just grabs the cat and forces the spoon with mustard into its mouth. The other two protest: "This is violence!"

The American hides the mustard between two slices of sausage. The other two protest: "This is deception!"

The Russian spreads the mustard under the cat's tail. The cat starts furiously licking it off, meowing loudly. "See - he does it voluntarily and with songs!"

The world is full of lies and deception:

The label on the door said "Ladies" but there was just a toilet.

Never in my life have I seen so much corruption, bribery, bIackmail, jealousy, theft, fraud, deception, and outright bloodshed.

And honestly I'm wondering why I even play Monopoly with my family in the first place.

The 2 main rules of deception are:

1. Never reveal everything you know

2.

What is the epitome of self deception?

Pulling in your belly standing on the scale


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deception carb jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deception sourpuss piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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