Deception Jokes

These are 5 deception jokes and hilarious deception puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about deception that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Amusing Deception Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What is a good deception joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A German, an American, and a Russian are arguing who can feed a spoonful of mustard to a cat more easily...

The German just grabs the cat and forces the spoon with mustard into its mouth. The other two protest: "This is violence!"
The American hides the mustard between two slices of sausage. The other two protest: "This is deception!"
The Russian spreads the mustard under the cat's tail. The cat starts furiously l**... it off, meowing loudly. "See - he does it voluntarily and with songs!"

The world is full of lies and deception:

The label on the door said "Ladies" but there was just a toilet.

My friends called me "deceptive".

Well, I say friends...

Never in my life have I seen so much corruption, bribery, bIackmail, jealousy, theft, fraud, deception, and outright bloodshed.

And honestly I'm wondering why I even play Monopoly with my family in the first place.

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion.
Get it guys lol? Lion ~ Lying
I'll pounce myself out now...

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these deception jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of deception puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !