The Best 13 Decepticons Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Decepticons jokes. There are some decepticons ewoks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decepticons transformers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Decepticons Jokes and Puns
My wife asked me why I carry around a gun in the house.
And I answered, because of the decepticons!
She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed, I shot Alexa.
It was a good time.
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My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.
"To fight the Decepticons," I said.
She laughed. I laughed.
The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house
I said decepticons.
She laughed, I laughed, my microwave laughed.
I shot the microwave.
My wife asked my why i carry a gun in the house.
I looked at her and said "Decepticons". She laughed, i laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster. It was a good time.
My wife asked why I brought a gun home
I told her it was in case the decepticons attacked. She said that's the silliest thing she's ever heard and that I didn't need a gun. My wife laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
My dad asked why i have a gun in my house
Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night.
What did Optimus Prime become when he lost to the Decepticons?
Pessimus Prime.
I'll show myself out. Sorry for the dad joke. I recently became a dad.
Optimus Prime, in full on robot battle, wondering how the decepticons keep figuring out his next moves before he makes them
only to look down and see that his blinker was on the entire time.
My daughter asked what I was doing with my shotgun, I said I was hunting decepticons. She laughed, I laughed, the refrigerator laughed, I shot the refrigerator. Turns out...
It's illegal to fire a gun within city limits, I got arrested.
It's really dumb that Trump banned the transgender from the military
I mean, who is going to fight the decepticons?
My wife asked my why I carry a gun around the house.
I answered, because of the Decepticons!
She said there is no such thing as Decepticons.
"You're right I guess" I said.
I laughed. She laughed. Alexa laughed. I shot Alexa.
It was a good time.
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What loves dance-offs, fight Decepticons and can boost AC voltages without boosting total power?
A step-up transformer.
Made this up nearly 10 years back.
If we ban transgenders from the military...
Who's gonna fight the decepticons?
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