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And I answered, because of the decepticons!
She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed, I shot Alexa.
It was a good time.
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"To fight the Decepticons," I said.
She laughed. I laughed.
The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
I said decepticons.
She laughed, I laughed, my microwave laughed.
I shot the microwave.
I looked at her and said "Decepticons". She laughed, i laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster. It was a good time.
I told her it was in case the decepticons attacked. She said that's the silliest thing she's ever heard and that I didn't need a gun. My wife laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night.
Pessimus Prime.
I'll show myself out. Sorry for the dad joke. I recently became a dad.
only to look down and see that his blinker was on the entire time.
It's illegal to fire a gun within city limits, I got arrested.
I mean, who is going to fight the decepticons?
I answered, because of the Decepticons!
She said there is no such thing as Decepticons.
"You're right I guess" I said.
I laughed. She laughed. Alexa laughed. I shot Alexa.
It was a good time.
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A step-up transformer.
Made this up nearly 10 years back.
Who's gonna fight the decepticons?
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