Decepticons Jokes
15 decepticons jokes and hilarious decepticons puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about decepticons that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Decepticons Short Jokes
Short decepticons jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The decepticons humour may include short pistol jokes also.
- What did Optimus Prime become when he lost to the Decepticons? Pessimus Prime.
I'll show myself out. Sorry for the dad joke. I recently became a dad. - Optimus Prime, in full on robot battle, wondering how the decepticons keep figuring out his next moves before he makes them only to look down and see that his blinker was on the entire time.
- Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons. - What loves dance-offs, fight Decepticons and can boost AC voltages without boosting total power? A step-up transformer.
Made this up nearly 10 years back.
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Decepticons One Liners
Which decepticons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with decepticons? I can suggest the ones about crossbow and gun.
- What do you call a conservative acting as a mole in the Democratic party? A decepti-con.
- What do you call a Decepticon that is also footware? Sockwave.
- If we ban transgenders from the military... Who's gonna fight the decepticons?
Comical & Quirky Decepticons Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about decepticons you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blink jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make decepticons pranks.
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My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.
"To fight the Decepticons," I said.
She laughed. I laughed.
The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
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My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house
I said decepticons.
She laughed, I laughed, my microwave laughed.
I shot the microwave.
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My wife asked my why i carry a gun in the house.
I looked at her and said "Decepticons". She laughed, i laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster. It was a good time.
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My wife asked why I brought a gun home
I told her it was in case the decepticons attacked. She said that's the silliest thing she's ever heard and that I didn't need a gun. My wife laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
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My friend asked me why I carry my gun inside my house
I told him 'Decepticons.'
He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed.
So I shot the toaster.
It was a good day.
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My dad asked why i have a gun in my house
Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night.
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My daughter asked what I was doing with my shotgun, I said I was hunting decepticons. She laughed, I laughed, the refrigerator laughed, I shot the refrigerator. Turns out...
It's i**... to fire a gun within city limits, I got arrested.
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My wife asked my why I carry a gun around the house.
I answered, because of the Decepticons!
She said there is no such thing as Decepticons.
"You're right I guess" I said.
I laughed. She laughed. Alexa laughed. I shot Alexa.
It was a good time.
