Decepticons Jokes

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Funniest Decepticons Short Jokes

Short decepticons jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The decepticons humour may include short pistol jokes also.

1. My wife asked me why I carry around a gun in the house. And I answered, because of the decepticons!
   She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed, I shot Alexa.
   It was a good time.
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2. My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house. "To fight the Decepticons," I said.
   She laughed. I laughed.
   The toaster laughed.
   I shot the toaster.
3. My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house I said decepticons.
   She laughed, I laughed, my microwave laughed.
   I shot the microwave.
4. My wife asked my why i carry a gun in the house. I looked at her and said "Decepticons". She laughed, i laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster. It was a good time.
5. My friend asked me why I carry my gun inside my house I told him 'Decepticons.'
   He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed.
   So I shot the toaster.
   It was a good day.
6. My dad asked why i have a gun in my house Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night.
7. What did Optimus Prime become when he lost to the Decepticons? Pessimus Prime.
   I'll show myself out. Sorry for the dad joke. I recently became a dad.
8. Optimus Prime, in full on robot battle, wondering how the decepticons keep figuring out his next moves before he makes them only to look down and see that his blinker was on the entire time.
9. It's really dumb that Trump banned the transgender from the military I mean, who is going to fight the decepticons?
10. Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
    These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.

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Decepticons One Liners

Which decepticons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with decepticons? I can suggest the ones about crossbow and gun.

1. decepticon are the worst kind of villains They're transphobic
2. What do you call a conservative acting as a mole in the Democratic party? A decepti-con.
3. What do you call a Decepticon that is also footware? Sockwave.
4. If we ban transgenders from the military... Who's gonna fight the decepticons?

Comical & Quirky Decepticons Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about decepticons you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blink jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make decepticons pranks.