Following is our collection of funny Decent jokes. There are some decent policies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decent wage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Dave is lining up his put on the 8th green when they hear a car coming along the road that runs parallel to the course. Upon seeing a hearse, Dave stands away from his ball, takes his cap off and bows his head until it passes.
"That was very decent of you Dave."
"Yea, she was a good wife."
The pope is first and meets St. Peter at the gates to heaven. St. Peter says welcome to heaven and gives him a nice little plot of land with a decent sized house. The lawyer is next and St. Peter directs him to this huge mansion on the shore of a beautiful lake with anything the lawyer could want. The lawyer asks St. Peter "Why do I get this mansion with anything I could ask for and the holiest man on earth gets a small house?"
St. Peter replies by saying "We've got hundreds of popes up here, but you're the only lawyer!"
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
when the man about to tee off noticed a funeral procession moving down the road next to the golf course. He stopped, put his club away, took off his hat and waited respectfully for them the pass. "My friend that was a very decent and respectful gesture" his friend commented. "The least I could do, I was married to her for eighteen years after all"
Even physics:
We know that everything on earth falls at the same rate of acceleration, 32 feet per second per second. The difference comes down to mass and wind resistance, as shown by a flat piece of paper and one balled up. This means that the determining factor in your total decent is how much wind you break!
When they see a funeral procession go by. One of them stops playing, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The other says "thats very decent of you, to stop playing and pay your respects." The first one responds "Well I'd think so; we were married for 52 years."
Connect headphones to a decent audio source. Play any music. Listen closely to the music.
1. Note the nuances of the bass. Is it clean and well-defined?
2. Are the high frequencies nice and crisp?
3. Pay attention to the mid-range frequencies - are they balanced with the high and low frequencies?
If you answered YES to any of the above steps - sorry, you were ripped off!
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?
A half decent person.
Hitler, John Paul II, and Lennon walk into a bar.
Lennon says to the bartender, "give me your best shot."
The bartender pours Lennon a shot, and it's dead-on perfect.
John Paul says, "Give me your best shot."
The bartender pours him a shot, and it was decent, but a bit off
Hitler says, "Give me your best shot."
The bartender is about to pour it when Hitler stops him and says,
"Actually, I'll do it myself."
They were just 2G's
You can explore decent snl reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean decent mediocre dad jokes. There are also decent puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
but who cares, he was delicious!
A Jewish man is in a car accident and is laying bleeding on the side of the road. A cop runs up, and rolls him on his back. He looks down on him and says, "the paramedics are coming. Are you comfortable?"
The Jewish guy say, "eh... I make a decent living."
After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.
The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't.
The perfect seats are already taken by someone who arrived much earlier than you and of the seats available, the ones in the back are an unfulfilling experience, the ones in the front overwhelm you with discomfort, and the ones that are decent substitutes are either broken or next to kids.
It's their kids that cause all the trouble.
It's a decent resolution.
They say you can't get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the Moon!
Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts.
The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks.
The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces.
The windows phone freezes mid decent.
You'd make a decent sniper!
... the color of his Rolls Roys doesn't make much difference
But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!
A decent public education
Buy a decent watch
At least we will finally get some more decent Call of Duty Games.
It's a silver lining in the clouds.
The food was decent but it had no atmosphere.
First things first, you find a decent plastic bag asap.
Then, you need to takes your pants off and be in a squat.
Take the plastic bag.........
put it over your head so that people don't see your face.
but all the news coverage is giving me some pretty decent exposure.
Because they didn't have enough cache!
(Computer Science nerds unite! This is my original joke, I originally posted it on Imgflip last year with bad pun dog and it got a decent response.)
They have a high turnover rate.
In time there will be no more decent people running the country
Several sources claim he was heard repeatedly asking for a decent 15 year old Brandy.
But amazing in execution.
I had enough time to take my dog for a decent walk.
Being a master macaroni maker myself, I responded to his offer, and we set up a time and place to meet so I could teach him. When we met up, he took one look at me, and he told me that I didn't look like someone who could even make halfway decent macaroni. "Sir", I assured him, "I promise I'm a master of my Kraft."
After discussing how to keep things fair, they decide that one should start at the feet and the other at the head to make sure they get an equal amount.
A few minutes into the meal, the cannibal who started at the head asks, "How's it going down there?"
"I'm having a ball!" says the other one.
"Whoa whoa whoa, slow down!" says the first. "You're eating too fast!"
They deserve a decent hourly wage!
He seemed like a decent feller
She failed miserably, making no decent jokes.
I said, "looks like you brought a wife to a pun fight."
Because even the Americans are decent at it!
They say his smear campaign ruined a number of decent characters.
It's hard work, but i get a decent celery.
They have experience dragging hoes outa beds
Bob's having a beer in a bar, as you do. Another guy walks in and the barman shouts 'hey here's donkey' and everyone laughs. Bob being a decent bloke goes up to the guy now sitting alone in the corner and asks 'hey mate why does he call you donkey'. Guy replies 'I don't know .....he haw, he haw, he hawlways calls me that.
That's my first and now probably last post
About 4 and some decent photo editing software.
It's all about the delivery.
Got some decent footage.
Turns out, they were all rubbish
Until he turned into a cycle path.
They used to, but the decent ones were never returned.
I blame the general manager, said the first fan. If he signed better players, we'd be a great team.
I blame the players, said the second fan. If they made more of an effort, we'd score some points.
I blame my parents, said the third. If I'd been born in Seattle, I'd be supporting a decent team.
The teacher said it would be decent with modification.
strong ceiling fan I can hang myself on.
Pretty decent trade, if you ask me.
[remooooooved]
Pretty decent trade, if you as me.
I didn't love the guy's jokes, but he had a great execution.
They didn't have real hardship.
I have no idea why, it was fantastic. It rated 100 different types of coffee from 1 -10 and was one of the best spreadsheets I've ever made.
But the lingerie is decent.
I preffer Sony and Panasonic! What about you?
As they walk past a gay bar one turns to the other and says
"How about this place, we can get proper shit-faced"
A perfectly normal and decent birthday greeting, unless you say it to someone who's 99.
I tell you it don't matter, even if you put peanut butter on the bread too, you just can't make a decent sandwich with it. Got no taste.
I told her, "Woman, don't buy that KY jelly anymore!"
Heard there's a lot of room to move up
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