The priest stares at him and says, "Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!"
The man replies, "Is that all lower case?"
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
When the doorbell rang.
"It's me, the blind man."
And she didn't open the door because she has public decency and doesn't stop her showers for strangers.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he doesn't have a shred of decency .
While eating he farts very loudly in a restaurant.
The man on the next table gets very angry and says, "Excuse me, you have no decency. You farted before my wife."
Drunk Man: "Sorry, I did not know it was her turn."
...which really shocked me. I mean, at least in California they have the decency to *ask* you for money.
They didn't even have the common decency to be .gif
Cannibal 1:I was up all night beating my meat.
Cannibal 2: At least have the decency to call her your wife.
In all honesty, they're the weird ones, they don't have enough decency to make sure their lawns are tidy.
At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me.
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