Following is our collection of money puns and afford one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Decency jokes for adults, dirty modesty jokes and clean scot dad gags for kids.
The priest stares at him and says, "Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!"
The man replies, "Is that all lower case?"
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
...to still have a baby when I see you several years later.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he doesn't have a shred of decency .
When the doorbell rang.
"It's me, the blind man."
And she didn't open the door because she has public decency and doesn't stop her showers for strangers.
While eating he farts very loudly in a restaurant.
The man on the next table gets very angry and says, "Excuse me, you have no decency. You farted before my wife."
Drunk Man: "Sorry, I did not know it was her turn."
...which really shocked me. I mean, at least in California they have the decency to *ask* you for money.
In all honesty, they're the weird ones, they don't have enough decency to make sure their lawns are tidy.
Cannibal 1:I was up all night beating my meat.
Cannibal 2: At least have the decency to call her your wife.
They didn't even have the common decency to be .gif
There is an abundance of integrity jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes and decency puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sanity witze you can hear about decency.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.