The Best 11 Decency Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decency jokes. There are some decency afford jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decency scot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decency Jokes and Puns

A man at a funeral Interrupts the priest and says, "Excuse me, do you have the WiFi password?"

The priest stares at him and says, "Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!"

The man replies, "Is that all lower case?"

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

A lot of people have compared Trump to Hitler, but this is totally unfair.

Hitler had the decency to admit defeat.

If I'm going to go to all the effort of remembering you have a baby you could at least have the common decency...

...to still have a baby when I see you several years later.

So I heard a tree service worker tried to stuff one of his coworkers into a wood chipper....

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he doesn't have a shred of decency .


A woman was having a shower

When the doorbell rang.
"It's me, the blind man."
And she didn't open the door because she has public decency and doesn't stop her showers for strangers.

Drunk man was sitting in restaurant.

While eating he farts very loudly in a restaurant.
The man on the next table gets very angry and says, "Excuse me, you have no decency. You farted before my wife."
Drunk Man: "Sorry, I did not know it was her turn."

Whatever happened to transparency of government? They were supposed to be .png, and we got .jpg instead.

They didn't even have the common decency to be .gif

I got mugged by a homeless man in NY City...

...which really shocked me. I mean, at least in California they have the decency to *ask* you for money.

I always wave to my neighbors when vacuuming, and they always give me strange looks...

In all honesty, they're the weird ones, they don't have enough decency to make sure their lawns are tidy.

One cannibal walks up to another

Cannibal 1:I was up all night beating my meat.
Cannibal 2: At least have the decency to call her your wife.

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