The priest stares at him and says, "Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!"
The man replies, "Is that all lower case?"
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he doesn't have a shred of decency .
When the doorbell rang.
"It's me, the blind man."
And she didn't open the door because she has public decency and doesn't stop her showers for strangers.
While eating he farts very loudly in a restaurant.
The man on the next table gets very angry and says, "Excuse me, you have no decency. You farted before my wife."
Drunk Man: "Sorry, I did not know it was her turn."
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