The Best 4 December 31 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny December 31 jokes. There are some december 31 jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these december 31 puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest December 31 Jokes and Puns

Just checked that the carton of milk in my fridge expired December 31.

Unlike me, it had a date on New Year's Eve.

EA finally to publish a good product

Working title «Annual Sales Report», coming December 31.

My wife said if we start having sex at 11:58 pm December 31, 2018, then I can.....

I had to stop her right there and correct her to start the time at 11:59 and 39 seconds....

What will the calendar say after December 31?

"Its Rewind time"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the december 31 jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working december 31 piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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