December 1st Jokes
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December 1st Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I was on a date with a woman.
"When's your birthday?" I asked.
'13th of March."
"When's your mother's birthday?" I asked.
"24th of December."
"When's your father's birthday?" I asked.
"1st of October."
"Excellent," I replied. "So, when do you have s**... with someone for the first time?"
"Usually after four dates," she said.
"Ok, when's Valentine's Day?" I asked.
"Um...14th of February."
I said, "Perfect. Back to your place or mine?"
You could really tell that the us government was tired of no shave November.
As soon a December 1st hit, Bush was gone
The US government took No Shave November quite seriously
As soon as the calendar hit December 1st, Bush was gone.
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