The Best 3 Deceased Loved Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deceased Loved jokes. There are some deceased loved jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deceased loved puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deceased Loved Jokes and Puns

Old man dies

In his funeral, the priest starts to speak and pays homage to the deceased: "He was a loving man, a devout Christian, a good husband, he raised two wonderful sons..."

The widow turns to her son and tells him discretly: "Go up there take a look at the coffin and make sure it's your dad."

They say judge a father's love by what he leaves his children

My deceased father must have hated me 'cause he didn't leave me a penny. It should have been obvious to me though.

His will is a dead giveaway.

A heroin addict has overdosed and died,

So a friend of the deceased is giving the eulogy at the funeral, saying;

"He died doing what he loved.

Heroin."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deceased loved jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deceased loved piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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