decay Jokes

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An old man is dying..

His grandson asks him, "papa.. What will happen to your body when you die?" the grandfather looks up weakly at him and says, "I decay...". Just then his monitor flat lines and the boy sat wondering why his grandfather didnt know what would happen to his corpse.


Kids will be kids

So a kid is eating this bag of candy his dad gave him. Just going to town on it. This stranger walks up to him and says: hey kid - eating that much candy is bad for can lead to obesity and tooth decay to name a few things.

The kid unimpressed looks at him and says: it's funny you say that because my grandfather lived until 107 years old

The stranger perplexed asks how did he manage that

To which the kid answers back: By minding his own fucking business


"Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip."

Me: Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip.

Dispatcher: Go ahead.

Me: Flossing daily reduces your risk of tooth decay.


Text response from a confused carcass:

I decay.


What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!


What did the teenaged girl zombie say?

I decay.


Why does cesium decay into barium and not the other way around?

Because once you barium you can't cesium anymore!


50 Shades of Spalding Gray

7 years of decay and the East River.


Thanos Finger Snap had a delay effect

Apparently Thanos' finger snap had a decay cause it just took Stan Lee away


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