Decay Jokes

What are some Decay jokes?

An old man is dying..

His grandson asks him, "papa.. What will happen to your body when you die?" the grandfather looks up weakly at him and says, "I decay...". Just then his monitor flat lines and the boy sat wondering why his grandfather didnt know what would happen to his corpse.

"Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip."

Me: Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip.

Dispatcher: Go ahead.

Me: Flossing daily reduces your risk of tooth decay.

When you die, which part of your body will decay last?

Your pupils... because they die late.

Text response from a confused carcass:

I decay.

What do you call a hipster who turns into a skeleton?

Urban Decay!

I did not originally think of this, I heard it from a friend

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What did the teenaged girl zombie say?

I decay.

Why does cesium decay into barium and not the other way around?

Because once you barium you can't cesium anymore!

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