The Best 3 Decartes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decartes jokes. There are some decartes postulate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decartes descartes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decartes Jokes and Puns

So Decartes goes to a restaurant for dinner...

After enjoying his meal, the waiter asks Descartes if he would like any dessert. Politely, he responds, "I think not," then immediately disappears.

RenΓ© Descartes walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "Want something to drink?". Decartes replies "I think not", and disappears.

My friend likes to read philosophy instead of going to the club to pick up chicks...

One could say he puts Decartes before the whores

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decartes philosophical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decartes intentse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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