The Best 6 Decapitation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decapitation jokes. There are some decapitation heinous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decapitation mutilation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decapitation Jokes and Puns

An officer is at the scene of a car accident filling out a report...

Officer: "Let's see here, driver deceased.
Cause of death? Decapitation. Location of body? Torso in gutter, head in medeon... uh... meddi... medan..." *kicks head*... "Head also in gutter."

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"

Best way to lose 10 pounds instantly...

...decapitation.

Farmers are skilled at decapitation

We only ever find the heads of lettuce or cabbage

The word "decapitation" used to actually be "eddecapitation".

But they cut that bit off.


Want to cure facial acne?

Try Decapitation!

(Ask your doctor about possible side effects)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decapitation ailment jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decapitation crimes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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