The Best 12 Decapitated Head Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decapitated Head jokes. There are some decapitated head jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decapitated head puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decapitated Head Jokes and Puns

I read about a feudal uprising where a duke's son was killed by rebels.

They used a trebuchet to knock him off the battlements with the only available ordinance: a peasant's decapitated head.

It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

An officer is at the scene of a car accident filling out a report...

Officer: "Let's see here, driver deceased.
Cause of death? Decapitation. Location of body? Torso in gutter, head in medeon... uh... meddi... medan..." *kicks head*... "Head also in gutter."

A decapitated head fell on me today. It looks really similar to mine. I immediately started screaming.

I may have gotten a head of myself.

I'm at this party and everyone's telling me I should get decapitated.

I think it's about time I head off.

Farmers are skilled at decapitation

We only ever find the heads of lettuce or cabbage


Did you hear about the race between the two decapitated heads?

I heard they were neck and neck

Did you guys hear about the boy who got decapitated in a water slide incident?

On the plus side, everyone got to jump a head in line.

(Sorry for how terrible this joke is. I came up with it when the news story first hit like a year ago, but didn't think to post until recent news regarding the accident made me remember it.)

Why were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?

The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.

What did the man say after getting decapitated?

So no head?

A blonde detective is approached by a rookie

and he asks her how she thinks they will identify a victim if the victim has been decapitated and had his fingers hands cut off. The blonde detective responds with "It's simple, how many people do you think there are in this city without heads? All you need to do is run their picture against our database!"

The singer for the band Steppenwolf has been decapitated in a motorbike accident...

They found his head out on the highway...

You can explore decapitated head reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean decapitated head dad jokes. There are also decapitated head puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Im a police officer and i went to a job the other day where a man had been decapitated

My boss asked me what happened and I said, "not sure yet sarge, but he's lost his head over something"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decapitated head puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decapitated head piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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