Decalfeinated Jokes

Following is our collection of sticker puns and mural one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Decalfeinated jokes for adults, dirty cow jokes and clean jerky dad gags for kids.

The Best Decalfeinated Puns

What do you call a cow that had an abortion....

Decalfeinated. Thank you, I'll show myself out now.

What do you call a cow that has an abortion

DeCALFeinated

What do you call a pregnant cow, just after giving birth

DeCALFeinated

There is an abundance of chalkboard jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and decalfeinated puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any stencil witze you can hear about decalfeinated.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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