Decalf Jokes
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What do you call a cow abortion?
De-calf
Chris used to drink only regular coffee, then he got in a car accident and lost both his legs below his knees...
Now he goes with de-calf.
If a veterinarian says a pregnant cow needs to have an abortion...
Does that mean he's ordering a de-calf?
How does a legless man take his coffee?
Decalf.
What do you call milk from a childless cow?
De-calf Milk
What kind of coffee did the cow abortion doctor drink?
DeCalf
What do you call a veal-birthing cow?
De-calf
What do you get when a cow has s**... with coffee?
Decalf
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