The Best 8 Decalf Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decalf jokes. There are some decalf bitter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decalf stencil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decalf Jokes and Puns

What do you call a cow abortion?


Chris used to drink only regular coffee, then he got in a car accident and lost both his legs below his knees...

Now he goes with de-calf.

If a veterinarian says a pregnant cow needs to have an abortion...

Does that mean he's ordering a de-calf?

How does a legless man take his coffee?


What do you call milk from a childless cow?

De-calf Milk

What kind of coffee did the cow abortion doctor drink?


What do you call a veal-birthing cow?


What do you get when a cow has sex with coffee?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decalf coffee jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decalf espresso piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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