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Decaffeinated Coffee Jokes

9 decaffeinated coffee jokes and hilarious decaffeinated coffee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about decaffeinated coffee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Decaffeinated Coffee Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good decaffeinated coffee joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee

Whats black and doesnt work?

Decaffeinated coffee, you racist

I like my women like i like my coffee...

...Always there to brighten my morning
...Decaffeinated
...Black and strong
...Tall
...Grande
...Brazilian
...With sauce
...Twice before I leave the house
...Right before I smoke
...Bitter and cold
...At the end of the day, scraped off the bottom of a p**...
...Slow roasted
...Ground up in my freezer
...With boiling water poured over them
...Light and sweet
...A day old

Did you hear about the coffee bean that committed m**...?

It was sentenced to death by decaffeination.

A black joke

What's black and does not work? Decaffeinated coffee !!!!!!!! Hahahahahah

I have a coffee table in my house.

It's decaffeinated but you would never know it by looking at it.

Whaddya call murdering baby cows using coffee?

Decaffeinating

I was in a coffee shop when something exploded and came really close to severing my head.

I said, "Wow! I was almost decaffeinated!"

I have a decaffeinated coffee table

Looking at it, you wouldn't know it

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