Decaffeinated Jokes
9 decaffeinated jokes and hilarious decaffeinated puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about decaffeinated that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Decaffeinated Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?
Decaffeinated
What's black and doesn't work?
Decaffeinated coffee
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decaffeinated
Whats black and doesnt work?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist
How did the cow feel after giving birth?
Decaffeinated.
I like my women like i like my coffee...
...Always there to brighten my morning
...Decaffeinated
...Black and strong
...Tall
...Grande
...Brazilian
...With sauce
...Twice before I leave the house
...Right before I smoke
...Bitter and cold
...At the end of the day, scraped off the bottom of a p**...
...Slow roasted
...Ground up in my freezer
...With boiling water poured over them
...Light and sweet
...A day old
Why do socialists only drink decaffeinated tea?
Because proper tea is theft
Did you hear about the coffee bean that committed m**...?
It was sentenced to death by decaffeination.
What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?
Decaffeinated.
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