The Best 13 Decaf Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decaf jokes. There are some decaf coffee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decaf regular or decaf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decaf Jokes and Puns

There is a time and place for decaf coffee

Never and in the trash.

What's black and completely useless to society?

Decaf coffee... obviously.

Why do Marxists only drink decaf tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Decaf joke, Why do Marxists only drink decaf tea?

What's black and doesn't work?

Decaf coffee

What did the customer say when the waitress accidently served him decaf?

"Don't worry, I won't lose much sleep over it."

My wife made decaf without telling me.

That's grounds for divorce.

What do you call decaf coffee?


Decaf joke, What do you call decaf coffee?

whats black and don't work in the morning


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So a lady with Parkinson's orders a grande decaf peppermint soy latte no whip

and I forgot to put the lid on.

What do you call fake news in the French press?


You can explore decaf decalf reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean decaf cappuccino dad jokes. There are also decaf puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What coffee is always faced backwards when it's handed to you?


Caffeine makes me so gassy...

... so I think Auschwitz to decaf

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decaf currency jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decaf americano piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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