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Why do programmers get confused between Halloween and Christmas?
Because
OCT 31 = DEC 25
Why do computer scientists always confuse Christmas and Halloween?
Its cause DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
DEC 25 == OCT 31
Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Why do computer scientists confuse halloween with christmas?
Because
Oct 31 = Dec 25
True story: When I s**... my Movember stache on Dec 1st...
I thought I looked really young, so I joked with my wife: "how does it feel to be married to a 12-year-old boy?"
She replied: "Better than a 12-year-old boy m**...."
Touche.
Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)
Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
This might be the nerdiest joke I know. Here's a bonus mathematical nerd joke:
Why don't riddles work in octal notation?
Because seven ten eleven.
Really s**... math joke
What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Fallout 4 came out for most of us, but Japan doesn't get it until Dec. 17...
That's absolutely fair; they got the original fallout 70 years ago.
Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
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Why do programmers celebrate Halloween and Christmas on the same day?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Why do coders get Halloween confused with Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
17 years ago, on 20 Dec 1999, a Portuguese farmer was reading the newspaper before tending to his fields and work
His wife walks in the door and quickly glances at the newspaper. "Honey," she says, "We lost one of our animals."
The farmer says nothing.
She asks him, "Where's Macau?"
Why do mathematicians/programmers celebrate Halloween and Christmas on the same day?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?
Because oct 31 = dec 25
Ant and Dec
An English girl once said to me 'I always get mixed up with Ant and Dec. I know which one is Ant but I can never remember which one is Dec'. True story.
Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?
There's a little n**... in the air.
Officially from 10 Dec 2018 onwards, the comparatives of 'bad'
**Officially from 10 Dec 2018 onwards, the comparatives of 'bad' will be 'worse' and 'worse than Brexit'.**
What do you call an Irish elf?
Dec O'ration
I knew a guy who was a Japanese/African-American mix.
Every Dec. 7, he attacked Pearl Bailey.
Only math lovers will get this
Q. Why are Halloween and Christmas the same?
A. Because oct 31 = dec 25
Why do people always get Christmas and Hallowe'en mixed up?
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Ant McPartlin has been charged with drink driving, I heard he hit the Dec when he found out.
How do you sort out Ant and Dec?
Squash one and deal with the other later.
