Dec Jokes
39 dec jokes and hilarious dec puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dec that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a chuckle this holiday season? Check out our selection of the best Dec jokes from comedians Ant and Dec, covering topics from November to July and March. Whether you're a fan of a classic pun, or you just need a good laugh, these jokes will bring a smile to your face!
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Funniest Dec Short Jokes
Short dec jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dec humour may include short march jokes also.
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!) - Fallout 4 came out for most of us, but Japan doesn't get it until Dec. 17... That's absolutely fair; they got the original fallout 70 years ago.
- Why do programmers celebrate Halloween and Christmas on the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
- Why do mathematicians/programmers celebrate Halloween and Christmas on the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
- Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving? Because oct 31 = dec 25
- Ant and Dec An English girl once said to me 'I always get mixed up with Ant and Dec. I know which one is Ant but I can never remember which one is Dec'. True story.
- Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween? Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
- Little Johnny wore his Halloween costume to Christmas dinner. Dad allowed it since oct(31) = dec(25)
- I knew a guy who was a Japanese/African-American mix. Every Dec. 7, he attacked Pearl Bailey.
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Dec One Liners
Which dec one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dec? I can suggest the ones about august and decoration.
- Why do programmers get confused between halloween and Christmas? Because
OCT 31 = DEC 25 - Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? DEC 25 == OCT 31
- Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
- Why do computer scientists confuse halloween with christmas? Because
Oct 31 = Dec 25 - Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
- Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
- Why do coders get Halloween confused with Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
- Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
- What do you call an Irish elf? Dec O'ration
- Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT(31) = DEC(25)
- Why do people always get Christmas and Hallowe'en mixed up? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
- How do you sort out Ant and Dec? Squash one and deal with the other later.
- What is Nokia 3310's birthday? 31a Dec,e3mber 199T9
- What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941? There's a little n**... in the air.
Dec 31 Jokes
Here is a list of funny dec 31 jokes and even better dec 31 puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Only math lovers will get this Q. Why are Halloween and Christmas the same?
A. Because oct 31 = dec 25 - Really s**... math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Ant And Dec Jokes
Here is a list of funny ant and dec jokes and even better ant and dec puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Ant McPartlin has been charged with drink driving, I heard he hit the Dec when he found out.
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What funny jokes about dec you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dec pranks.
True story: When I s**... my Movember stache on Dec 1st...
I thought I looked really young, so I joked with my wife: "how does it feel to be married to a 12-year-old boy?"
She replied: "Better than a 12-year-old boy m**...."
Touche.
Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
This might be the nerdiest joke I know. Here's a bonus mathematical nerd joke:
Why don't riddles work in octal notation?
Because seven ten eleven.
17 years ago, on 20 Dec 1999, a portuguese farmer was reading the newspaper before tending to his fields and work
His wife walks in the door and quickly glances at the newspaper. "Honey," she says, "We lost one of our animals."
The farmer says nothing.
She asks him, "Where's Macau?"
Officially from 10 Dec 2018 onwards, the comparatives of 'bad'
**Officially from 10 Dec 2018 onwards, the comparatives of 'bad' will be 'worse' and 'worse than Brexit'.**