Debts Jokes
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Due to the size of my student loans for my phd I have debts no honest man could pay....
Luckily I'm a statistician.
A pastor is speaking to his church.
A pastor is speaking to his church. He tells them, 'I have good and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay off all the church debts and build a new wing to the church.'
The congregation clapped and cheered.
He continues. 'The bad news is, it's still in your pockets.'
People say I'm just an old drunk who can't stand up straight, let alone pay my debts.
But, joke is on them! My bank just notified me that I have "Outstanding Balance".
Which Game of Thrones house does House Trump most resemble?
Definitely not House Lannister, because they always pay their debts.
Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Why was Georgie consumed by large debts?
Because he was penny wise, pound foolish
Irving Lipchitz always hated his name. As soon as he turned 18, he petitioned to have it legally changed.
The judge was very understanding and asked Irving if he had any outstanding debts, and confirmed he had no criminal history. His character confirmed, the judge granted his wish: and what would you like your new name to be son?
DAVID Lipchitz.
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