Following is our collection of funny Debts jokes. There are some debts sen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these debts debt collector puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A pastor is speaking to his church. He tells them, 'I have good and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay off all the church debts and build a new wing to the church.'
The congregation clapped and cheered.
He continues. 'The bad news is, it's still in your pockets.'
Definitely not House Lannister, because they always pay their debts.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Because he was penny wise, pound foolish
The judge was very understanding and asked Irving if he had any outstanding debts, and confirmed he had no criminal history. His character confirmed, the judge granted his wish: and what would you like your new name to be son?
DAVID Lipchitz.
— What would you do if you were given a million?
— Well, I would distribute the debts.
— And the rest?
— The rest would wait
"Hey Santa, you're gonna pay deer, this is gonna sleigh you and then yule be sorry".
Because the Lannister's always pay their debts.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the debts honorable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working debts owe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.