The Best 8 Debts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Debts jokes. There are some debts sen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these debts debt collector puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Debts Jokes and Puns

A pastor is speaking to his church.

A pastor is speaking to his church. He tells them, 'I have good and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay off all the church debts and build a new wing to the church.'

The congregation clapped and cheered.

He continues. 'The bad news is, it's still in your pockets.'

Which Game of Thrones house does House Trump most resemble?

Definitely not House Lannister, because they always pay their debts.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why was Georgie consumed by large debts?

Because he was penny wise, pound foolish

Irving Lipchitz always hated his name. As soon as he turned 18, he petitioned to have it legally changed.

The judge was very understanding and asked Irving if he had any outstanding debts, and confirmed he had no criminal history. His character confirmed, the judge granted his wish: and what would you like your new name to be son?

DAVID Lipchitz.


Good old russian joke

— What would you do if you were given a million?
— Well, I would distribute the debts.
— And the rest?
— The rest would wait

How did the mob threaten Santa for unpaid gambling debts?

"Hey Santa, you're gonna pay deer, this is gonna sleigh you and then yule be sorry".

How do you know that the Lannister's are not Greek?

Because the Lannister's always pay their debts.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the debts honorable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working debts owe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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