Debts Jokes

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The Best Debts Puns

A pastor is speaking to his church.

A pastor is speaking to his church. He tells them, 'I have good and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay off all the church debts and build a new wing to the church.'

The congregation clapped and cheered.

He continues. 'The bad news is, it's still in your pockets.'

Which Game of Thrones house does House Trump most resemble?

Definitely not House Lannister, because they always pay their debts.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Irving Lipchitz always hated his name. As soon as he turned 18, he petitioned to have it legally changed.

The judge was very understanding and asked Irving if he had any outstanding debts, and confirmed he had no criminal history. His character confirmed, the judge granted his wish: and what would you like your new name to be son?

DAVID Lipchitz.

Why was Georgie consumed by large debts?

Because he was penny wise, pound foolish

Good old russian joke

— What would you do if you were given a million?
— Well, I would distribute the debts.
— And the rest?
— The rest would wait

How did the mob threaten Santa for unpaid gambling debts?

"Hey Santa, you're gonna pay deer, this is gonna sleigh you and then yule be sorry".

How do you know that the Lannister's are not Greek?

Because the Lannister's always pay their debts.

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