Debt Jokes

Funniest Debt Short Jokes

Short debt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The debt humour may include short mortgage jokes also.

1. If this year has taught us anything, it's that donald trump is a regular American citizen He caught COVID-19, has massive debt, is about to be evicted from his house and is going to lose his job
2. I'm so much in debt, I can't afford to pay my electric bill... These are the darkest days of my life...
3. I'm going through a divorce at the moment, and my soon to be ex-wife said she is going to make sure my bank balance is going to be $0. That's nice of her, paying off all my debt.
4. If I had a nickel for every time I was called hot, I would be the U.S.A 28.7 trillion dollars in debt
5. I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt. I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
6. I'm so good with managing money I got a letter from a debt collector saying 'outstanding payment'
7. So I started a new band. We scream aggressively about how broke we are to heavy guitar riffs.
   We're called Debt Metal.
8. The lockdown is costing us billions every day! Should we really push this debt on the next generation? Let me remind you of the average age of a Tory voter. We can not afford to lose them.
9. What do you call a college student who joined the paratroopers to pay off his student loans? Debt from above.
10. What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't? On average, about $30,000 in student debt.

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Debt One Liners

Which debt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with debt? I can suggest the ones about credit and borrow money.

1. I'm in so much debt... I could start a government.
2. What doesn't kill you cripples you with medical debt.
3. What gets larger every single time I see my girlfriend? My crippling debt.
4. I hate people who can't let go of the past Debt collectors are the worst
5. What do you call a broke pirate? Johnny Debt
6. Why are the Greeks so in debt? They demand credit for everything
7. Roses are red.. I'm in debt.
8. So my crush wants a guy with a phd And apparently that doesn't mean pretty huge debt
9. Having Children is like having debt It's best to avoid both in your twenties
10. What do you call a guy who's always in debt? Owen.
11. Your debt will always stay with you... If you can't budge it.
12. I always try to bank on personality. On an unrelated note, I'm in debt.
13. If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was rich I'd be in debt
14. How do college students exercise? By swimming in their debt.
15. How do you pay off a ton of debt in London? £2,000

Student Debt Jokes

Here is a list of funny student debt jokes and even better student debt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Due to the size of my student loans for my phd I have debts no honest man could pay.... Luckily I'm a statistician.
• A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt.
• A college lecturer asks his students who is poorer... A man with $1000 but is $750 in debt, or a man with $250. The hall is silent for a moment, then a student stands up and answers
  "Me."
• What did the college student say to a banker? I am forever in your debt.
• Which Star Wars ship is most likely to be unemployed with a crushing amount of student loan debt? The Millenial Falcon
• I learned a tip to pay off my student loan... Apparently each pack of cigarettes I smoke takes away one year of my debt!
• There is one tuition that pays you instead of taking money from you and does not leave you in student debt. .
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  Prostitution
• I was told to dress as the scariest thing possible for the Halloween party... How do I dress as my student debt?
• I'm currently in student debt. I owe a few of them money after the other night.
• What starts with "s" ends with "t" and has ruined my chance of keeping a woman? Student debt.

National Debt Jokes

Here is a list of funny national debt jokes and even better national debt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• With our national debt... As he has first hand experience, we just elected the best person to the job to file bankruptcy for the US.
• Hillary Clinton promised to reduce the national debt if elected... Though I don't think can go any lower than Monica Lewinsky.
• The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

Debt Collector Jokes

Here is a list of funny debt collector jokes and even better debt collector puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bill collector tells me my debt is outstanding I thank him for noticing how much hard work I put into collecting them.
• Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan
• What is the meaning of life for a debt collector who hunts grape farmers? Raisin debt

Bad Debt Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad debt jokes and even better bad debt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why couldn't the bad financial advisor move the debt? He couldn't budget.

Cheerful Fun Debt Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about debt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean student loans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make debt pranks.