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my bank calls me almost everyday to tell me my debt is outstanding
I could start a government.
Boy: What color are your panties, babe?
Girl: Why do you keep asking me stupid questions, don't you ever think about anything else?
Boy: Ok, do you think the republicans should support the congress with their decision to raise the debt ceiling ?
Girl:You know i am wearing your favourite purple lace panties..You want a pic?
Enough to put you in so much debt you need to dig your way out
Alternatively: an arm and a leg
One student managed to erase his own debt.
I'd probably still be in debt right now.
your debt
Owen.
By swimming in their debt.
My crippling debt.
From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre.
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They demand credit for everything
they never leave you a loan
.. that when my Identiy was stolen today and LifeLock called me and said I now have no money in my bank account.
I was like, "Sweet! I'm no longer in debt"
He couldn't budget.
I am forever in your debt.
I thank him for noticing how much hard work I put into collecting them.
I am forever in your debt.
"Mrs. Clinton," the Moderator asks, "What is your plan to lower the national debt?"
Suddenly, Hillary flails her arms around, rolls her eyes wildly, foams at the mouth, and gibbers incoherently for several awkward minutes. Finally, she collapses in a heap and soils herself.
"Hey!" Trump interrupts, "Is she allowed to just steal my answer like that??"
Two weeks later, the boss walks in for his payment. Unable to pay his debt, the herb seller pleads for his life.
"Please sir, give me one more week!" he exclaims.
"No," responds the boss, "your thyme is up."
A man with $1000 but is $750 in debt, or a man with $250. The hall is silent for a moment, then a student stands up and answers
"Me."
I'm in debt.
I don't know why, I sent them a cheque.
Walked out with $225 in debt, an ounce of weed, and a new job.
Apparently each pack of cigarettes I smoke takes away one year of my debt!
Because it's Greek.
It's my raisin debt.
The gas bill was too high.
On average, about $30,000 in student debt.
I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
Because interest in the Bond is so low.
Owen.
Interviewer: Congratulations on your win! If you don't mind me asking, how will you spend you $1 million winnings?
Poker player: I owe some people some money so I will be paying my debt to these guys.
Interviewer: and what about the rest?
Poker player: Well... I guess they'll have to wait..
These are the darkest days of my life...
cripples you with medical debt.
I know my balance is outstanding, I've been skateboarding for years, but I fail to see how that's going to help me pay back this debt!
Bond. James' Bond.
The debt would equal my uninsured hospital bill.
The USA's debt
Forever alone.
Why aren't the firing televised live on TV? And there needs to be some suspenseful music prior to finding out who is being fired along with like 12 commercial breaks that can help pay down the national debt.
They fight off debt everyday.
I still wouldn't have enough money to pay off my crippling student debt.
I'd be in debt
There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.
After all, we pulled ourselves up by your bootstraps.
It's best to avoid both in your twenties
...if you can't budge it.
Because a lot of rich people are trading you around and a few insiders have told me you're completely toxic.
Because when he's president the national debt is Dublin
I'll show myself out
And apparently that doesn't mean pretty huge debt
It's comments like those that make me want to shoot myself and then go into debt.
She died of coronary heart disease at a relatively young age and left the family with much of her debt.
We scream aggressively about how broke we are to heavy guitar riffs.
We're called Debt Metal.
so the government decides to do a bale out.
He got iced.
I would be 2 million dollars in debt.
18: can I buy a bottle of wine?
USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible
18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education?
USA: we encourage it
I'm $1,000 in debt, but they said my balance is *outstanding*!
Johnny Debt.
If everything goes well, I will finally be out of debt. I'm so excited, I can barely get my ski mask on!
If you can't budge it.
That's nice of her, paying off all my debt.
I'd be in serious debt.
Debt collectors are the worst
It's all going wall until the bank calls you talking about how urine debt
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I'm beyond that point and am now drowning in debt.
Crippling debt.
So I open up the letter and they said, "Hey, Jpohn, It's college. You remember?"
You can't imagine how good it felt to be free of debt for the first time.
I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
He caught COVID-19, has massive debt, is about to be evicted from his house and is going to lose his job
On an unrelated note, I'm in debt.
Debt from above.
His deer rear career is in arrears
I am sorry Mr. Brown, but you have served the sentence and paid your debt, you are free now.
The blind man said:
I'll pay my debt when I see you.
The blind man returned 1 week later. He pays the 100,000 dollars back and says:
The surgery went well!
"One day, this will all be yours" the father said.
Next day the father died of natural causes and the ownership of the farm was transfered to the son.
24 hours later the bank came and took over, due to the fathers very high debt.
"I guess my father wasn't lying when he said this would all be mine for one day" the son then thought.
28.7 trillion dollars in debt
My friend Bob won a million dollars the other day so I asked him what will he do with his winnings?
Bob said "Probably pay off my credit card debt".
I said what about the rest of it?
Bob says "well I suppose it'll get paid off eventually".
Despite not having insurance, he left the hospital without any financially crippling debt that would haunt him for the rest of his life and compromise his future savings.
Debt collectors are the worst.
I need everyone to wish me luck today. I have a meeting at the bank later and if it's a success, I'll be out of debt and own everything I have now.
I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask....
Let me remind you of the average age of a Tory voter. We can not afford to lose them.
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