Debris Jokes
30 debris jokes and hilarious debris puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about debris that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud at some of the funniest jokes about space debris, dust, landfills, and other residue. Get ready for a roundup of jokes about all of the little things that remain in the universe after being left behind.
Funniest Debris Short Jokes
Short debris jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The debris humour may include short wreckage jokes also.
- What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?
Looks like we have debris all over the place - Have you heard about the film they're making, where Dallas gets destroyed by space junk? Debris Does Dallas.
- Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering... Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.
- Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory? Nearly a total loss... All that was left was de-brie.
- People have been urged to avoid the cheese factory during the storm. Reports say flying debrie is the main cause of concern
- Last night rioters destroyed the famous Etampes Cheese Market in Paris All that was left was de-Brie
- Why do scrap salvagers like cheese so much? Because they sort through de-brie to earn some cheddar.
- What do you get when a French kitchen explodes? DeBrie. Also among the ruins would be Linoleum Blownapart.
- Did you hear there was another blast? This time in a movie theatre. The movie playing was You, Me and Debris.
- A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry
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Debris One Liners
Which debris one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with debris? I can suggest the ones about rubble and junk.
- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-Brie.
- A cheese factory just exploded... There was de-brie everywhere
- A cheese factory in France exploded. All that was left was debris.
- 2 Cheese Trucks ran into each other Debris was everywhere
- The cheese factory was destroyed today... Debris was everywhere.
- What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris.
- Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere.
- My fridge exploded. . . And there are pieces of de-brie everywhere.
- My worst joke ever told What do you call the fallout of a cheese nuke? Debrie.
- What's a demolition expert's favorite cheese? Debris.
- 2 cheese trucks crashed into each other Debrie was everywhere.
- Did you hear about the guy who died in a light gust of wind? He was killed by debris
- Rose had plenty of room for Jack on that debris.... But looks can be deep sea thing
- A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle.
- BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory e**...... De-Brie is everywhere!
Space Debris Jokes
Here is a list of funny space debris jokes and even better space debris puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Astronauts who were in orbit for a long time discovered that human f**... grows back in zero gravity The effect is known as space de-bris

Cheerful Debris Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about debris you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dust jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make debris pranks.
Did you hear about the e**... at the cheese factory?
Apparently people were covered in debris.
Fire at the Pub
A firehouse got a call about a pub. The firemen rushed there to see the place ablaze. They could hear someone calling for help from inside. Two of them ran in to see an Irishman trapped under debris. They were able to pull him out as the rest of them fought the fire. One of his rescuers asked how the fire started. The Irishman looked up at him and said, "I don't know, it was like this when I got here."
My friend just sent me a phenomenal joke and I'm mad at her for being funnier than I am. Suffer with me.
Two guys are walking through the debris of a terrible accident. There are decaying bodies all around. The air is heavy and foreboding. The stench is putrid.
One of them starts having a coughing fit because the smell is so overwhelming. The other guy goes, hey are you alright? What's with all the coughing? Do you need your inhaler?
The coughing guy goes it's miasma....
Their was an e**... at the cheese factory
No one was hurt, but debris was everywhere..
A cruise magician...
... Had a parrot who spoiled every trick. You know, like, "That box has a hidden floor".
One day during the performance, the cruise ship exploded, but the magician and the parrot saved themselves on a piece of debris.
They floated along in silence for three days, when the parrot quips "Okay, I give up. How did you manage to make the ship disappear?".
What was left after the e**... at the cheese shop?
Debris
