The Best 18 Debris Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Debris jokes. There are some debris particles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these debris wreckage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Debris Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

Apparently people were covered in debris.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

A cheese factory in France exploded.

All that was left was debris.

Debris joke, A cheese factory in France exploded.

Fire at the Pub

A firehouse got a call about a pub. The firemen rushed there to see the place ablaze. They could hear someone calling for help from inside. Two of them ran in to see an Irishman trapped under debris. They were able to pull him out as the rest of them fought the fire. One of his rescuers asked how the fire started. The Irishman looked up at him and said, "I don't know, it was like this when I got here."

Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering...

Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.


2 Cheese Trucks ran into each other

Debris was everywhere

My friend just sent me a phenomenal joke and I'm mad at her for being funnier than I am. Suffer with me.

Two guys are walking through the debris of a terrible accident. There are decaying bodies all around. The air is heavy and foreboding. The stench is putrid.

One of them starts having a coughing fit because the smell is so overwhelming. The other guy goes, hey are you alright? What's with all the coughing? Do you need your inhaler?

The coughing guy goes it's miasma....

Debris joke, My friend just sent me a phenomenal joke and I'm mad at her for being funnier than I am. Suffer with

Their was an explosion at the cheese factory

No one was hurt, but debris was everywhere..

A cruise magician...

... Had a parrot who spoiled every trick. You know, like, "That box has a hidden floor".

One day during the performance, the cruise ship exploded, but the magician and the parrot saved themselves on a piece of debris.

They floated along in silence for three days, when the parrot quips "Okay, I give up. How did you manage to make the ship disappear?".

The cheese factory was destroyed today...

Debris was everywhere.

What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision?

Debris.

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What was left after the explosion at the cheese shop?

Debris

Did you hear there was another blast?

This time in a movie theatre. The movie playing was You, Me and Debris.

What's a demolition expert's favorite cheese?

Debris.

Astronauts who were in orbit for a long time discovered that human foreskin grows back in zero gravity

The effect is known as space de-bris

Did you hear about the guy who died in a light gust of wind?

He was killed by debris

Debris joke, Did you hear about the guy who died in a light gust of wind?

How does Tom Wolfe dispose of the debris from his bathroom remodel?

He has a bonfire of the vanities.

I'll let myself out.

New debris washed up on Reunion suspected to be be black box from MH370

Now confirmed just to be a 'domestic wheelbarrow' and not part of a plane

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the debris masonry jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working debris explosion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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