Debrie Jokes

Following is our collection of gouda puns and cheese one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Debrie jokes for adults, dirty conversation jokes and clean fromage dad gags for kids.

The Best Debrie Puns

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?

All that was left was de-Brie.

BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory Explosion...

De-Brie is everywhere!

A cheese factory just exploded...

There was de-brie everywhere

There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.

De-brie everywhere.

Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory?

Nearly a total loss... All that was left was de-brie.


Last night rioters destroyed the famous Etampes Cheese Market in Paris

All that was left was de-Brie

String of Cheese Jokes

Hear about the French cheese factory that exploded the other day? DeBrie everywhere.

They think it might be an insurance scam by the owner though he's a bit mental, painted his wife the other day! He Double Gloucester.

He even tried to start up a new business making clothes out of cheese. Didn't go as well as expected, turns out fromage frays.

Decided to go into the business of making boats in his attic. Sails are through the roof!

Did you hear about the cheese that exploded?

There was debrie everywhere.

My fridge exploded. . .

And there are pieces of de-brie everywhere.

Why do scrap salvagers like cheese so much?

Because they sort through de-brie to earn some cheddar.

My worst joke ever told

What do you call the fallout of a cheese nuke? Debrie.


What do you get when a French kitchen explodes?

DeBrie. Also among the ruins would be Linoleum Blownapart.

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?

De-brie was everywhere.

Following the incident the owner of the factory, monseuir francois was asked his thoughts in an interview.

He merely said

"ehh-Damn!"

2 cheese trucks crashed into each other

Debrie was everywhere.

A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris.

There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry

A cheese factory exploded recently..

...Unfortunately, nothing could be salvaged except for de-brie.

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