The Best 18 Debit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Debit jokes. There are some debit aces jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these debit visa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Debit Jokes and Puns

Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card.

Cost me an arm and a leg.

"Cash or Debit?"

"Did you just assume my tender?!"

Accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today...

my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg

Debit joke, Accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today...

I was having a hard time remembering my PIN on my debit card....

So I changed it to 0911. That way I never forget.

I got kicked out of the grocery store while trying to pay with a debit card.

The terminal instruction read "strip down, facing cashier".

I locked eyes for dominance.


Ever since these new chipped debit cards came out.

I've never had so many women say "ok now put it in."

What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have sex with a MtF illegal immigrant

Paperless trans action

Debit joke, What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have sex with a MtF illegal immigrant

When the cashier said, "strip down, facing me"

How was I to know she meant my debit card?

I was at a Pakistani owned gas station...

There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump.

I know this because a message popped up that said "PLEASE SEE KASHIR."

I see a border patrol car drive by...

So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says "no no I only have debit card" (true story)

My debit card was declined at the local Marijuana dispencery today

Turns out the card was not linked to a joint account

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Confusion at McDonalds

When I got ready to pay for my breakfast, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me". I did just that. When the shrieking had died down, I found out she was referring to my debit card.

I've always used debit cards and will always use them

I don't like change

Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor.

The real monster is the person who waits for everything to be rung up before they start looking for their debit card.

My Shaolin Diving instructor made me stand on a thin pole and said she wanted to check my balance.

I gave her my debit card.

I ordered some stuff on Black Friday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.

Cost me an arm and a leg.

Debit joke, I ordered some stuff on Black Friday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.

Offering to pump gas for your girlfriend is a good idea until

She tells you the pin to her debit card is her birthday and you can't think of it

I Lost Another 15 Pounds This Month With Weight Watchers

I must get round to cancelling that Direct Debit some time.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the debit atm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working debit cash piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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