Debit Jokes

23 debit jokes and hilarious debit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about debit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with the best debit jokes! From debit cards and debit orders to coupons, credit and more, this compilation is full of hilarious valentines puns and jokes that are perfect for the debit-enthusiast in your life.

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Funniest Debit Short Jokes

Short debit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The debit humour may include short credit jokes also.

  1. Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg.
  2. Accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today... my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg
  3. I was having a hard time remembering my PIN on my debit card.... So I changed it to 0911. That way I never forget.
  4. I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump.
    I know this because a message popped up that said "PLEASE SEE KASHIR."
  5. Ever since these new chipped debit cards came out. I've never had so many women say "ok now put it in."
  6. I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says "no no I only have debit card" (true story)
  7. Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. The real monster is the person who waits for everything to be rung up before they start looking for their debit card.
  8. My Shaolin Diving instructor made me stand on a thin pole and said she wanted to check my balance. I gave her my debit card.
  9. I ordered some stuff on Black Friday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card. Cost me an arm and a leg.
  10. Offering to pump gas for your girlfriend is a good idea until She tells you the pin to her debit card is her birthday and you can't think of it

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Debit One Liners

Which debit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with debit? I can suggest the ones about charge and payment.

  1. If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail.
  2. "Cash or Debit?" "Did you just assume my tender?!"
  3. I've always used debit cards and will always use them I don't like change
  4. All the ladies love it when I give 'em "the D"... ...the debit card.
  5. When the cashier said, "s**... down, facing me" How was I to know she meant my debit card?

Debit Card Jokes

Here is a list of funny debit card jokes and even better debit card puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I got kicked out of the grocery store while trying to pay with a debit card. The terminal instruction read "s**... down, facing cashier".
    I locked eyes for dominance.
  • What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have s**... with a MtF i**... immigrant Paperless trans action
  • My debit card was declined at the local m**... dispencery today Turns out the card was not linked to a joint account
Debit joke, My debit card was declined at the local m**... dispencery today

Cheerful Fun Debit Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about debit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean discount jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make debit pranks.

An Accountant's secret to success.

An accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit. Every morning he used to open his drawer, look at a paper, place the paper back in the drawer and then lock it again.
The trainees were very curious and often wondered if his success was hidden on that piece of paper.
So one day, when the accountant was out, the trainees decided to break the lock. When they broke the lock & took out the paper, it read:

Confusion at McDonalds

When I got ready to pay for my breakfast, the cashier said "s**... down, facing me". I did just that. When the shrieking had died down, I found out she was referring to my debit card.

Debit joke, Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor.