Debit Card Jokes
18 debit card jokes and hilarious debit card puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about debit card that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Debit Card Short Jokes
Short debit card jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The debit card humour may include short credit card jokes also.
- Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg.
- Accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today... my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg
- I was having a hard time remembering my PIN on my debit card.... So I changed it to 0911. That way I never forget.
- I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump.
I know this because a message popped up that said "PLEASE SEE KASHIR." - Ever since these new chipped debit cards came out. I've never had so many women say "ok now put it in."
- I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says "no no I only have debit card" (true story)
- Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. The real monster is the person who waits for everything to be rung up before they start looking for their debit card.
- My Shaolin Diving instructor made me stand on a thin pole and said she wanted to check my balance. I gave her my debit card.
- Offering to pump gas for your girlfriend is a good idea until She tells you the pin to her debit card is her birthday and you can't think of it
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Debit Card One Liners
Which debit card one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with debit card? I can suggest the ones about gift card and visa card.
- I've always used debit cards and will always use them I don't like change
- All the ladies love it when I give 'em "the D"... ...the debit card.
Comical Debit Card Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about debit card you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bank account jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make debit card pranks.
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I got kicked out of the grocery store while trying to pay with a debit card.
The terminal instruction read "s**... down, facing cashier".
I locked eyes for dominance.
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What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have s**... with a MtF i**... immigrant
Paperless trans action
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My debit card was declined at the local m**... dispencery today
Turns out the card was not linked to a joint account
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Confusion at McDonalds
When I got ready to pay for my breakfast, the cashier said "s**... down, facing me". I did just that. When the shrieking had died down, I found out she was referring to my debit card.
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A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
**PHYSICAL PROPERTIES**
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES**
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
**OCCURRENCE**
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
- It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
- It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
- Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!