Following is our collection of funny Debit Card jokes. There are some debit card jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these debit card puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg
So I changed it to 0911. That way I never forget.
The terminal instruction read "strip down, facing cashier".
I locked eyes for dominance.
I've never had so many women say "ok now put it in."
Paperless trans action
How was I to know she meant my debit card?
There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump.
I know this because a message popped up that said "PLEASE SEE KASHIR."
So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says "no no I only have debit card" (true story)
Turns out the card was not linked to a joint account
When I got ready to pay for my breakfast, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me". I did just that. When the shrieking had died down, I found out she was referring to my debit card.
You can explore debit card reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean debit card dad jokes. There are also debit card puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I don't like change
The real monster is the person who waits for everything to be rung up before they start looking for their debit card.
I gave her my debit card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
She tells you the pin to her debit card is her birthday and you can't think of it
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the debit card jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working debit card piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.