The Best 15 Debbie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Debbie jokes. There are some debbie cathy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these debbie downer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Debbie Jokes and Puns

So today my six year old daughter ask me where she came from.

Now, I've always said, when she asks, it means she's ready to hear the truth, and I will explain the truth as best I can and it's appropriate for her age.

So, I explain to my six-year-old daughter, the facts of life. To which she replies, wow my friend Debbie said she came from Oklahoma.

I was once kicked out of fat camp

for being a little debbie downer.

My Father always said his children are his treasures.

When he buried Debbie in the backyard it took a dark twist.

Debbie joke, My Father always said his children are his treasures.

Little Debbie doesnt have a friend with benefits....

She has a Nutty Buddy

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.


Debbie Did Dallas

And then Harvey Did Houston.

What do Debbie Reynolds and 70's teenagers have in common?

They both stroked because they wanted to be with Carrie

Debbie joke, What do Debbie Reynolds and 70's teenagers have in common?

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What's the perfect name for a girl with Down syndrome?

Debbie.

What do you call a depressed midget named Debra who likes to eat a lot of zebra cakes?

A Little Debbie Downer

In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away...

...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive.

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What do Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Schultz's teeth have in common?

They're crooked.

What do you call a pessimistic cupcake?

A Little Debbie downer.

I think that if this was used as an add campaign the company would go belly up in a matter of minutes: For when you feel like chewing on a little girl

...think Little Debbie

Does anyone have Debbie Harry's phone number?

I was told that I could call her any time, day or night.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the debbie suzie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working debbie susie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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