Death Valley Jokes
18 death valley jokes and hilarious death valley puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about death valley that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Death Valley Short Jokes
Short death valley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The death valley humour may include short deathbed jokes also.
- I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades. They never get above C level.
- The Shadow of Death As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps.
- Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Death Valley One Liners
Which death valley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with death valley? I can suggest the ones about dead sea and cemetery.
- If you go through a toll in Death Valley... Can it be called a death toll?
- [walking thru the valley of the shadow of death] It's nice just to be outside
- To abandon an ice cream sundae in Death Valley is to Desert your dessert in a desert.
- In high school I had a Death Valley GPA It was below "C" level...
- How would an accountant make Death Valley sound scarier? He'd say it with an Irish accent
- So I was making out with this girl from Death Valley... It was pretty hot.
Death Valley Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about death valley you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean graveyard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make death valley pranks.
A vulture arrives at the airport check-in. He's carrying a dead rabbit under one wing.
"Return ticket to Death Valley please."
"Pleasure trip?"
"Yup, sort of a u-pick kind of thing."
"LOL, very good! Ok, here you go. Are you checking the rabbit?"
"No, this is carrion."
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up?
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up?
A high low small medium at large.
Jimbo and Jon, two cowboys see a wanted poster for Indian scalps...
The poster says there will be a fifty dollar reward for each scalp brought back. So Jimbo and Jon decide to try and make some money.
They get supplies together and head straight into Apache territory hoping to find a couple unsuspecting Indians. The first day they manage to sneak up on one and get his scalp, but they figure that fifty dollars isn't a good enough payout and so they set up camp in a valley for the night with the hopes of getting more the next day.
The next morning Jimbo wakes up early and starts cooking some breakfast on the campfire when suddenly all around the whole ridge around their valley campsite hundreds of angry Apache Indians appear holding their spears and bows staring at the Jimbo like death.
Jimbo's eyes go wide and he darts into the tent "Jon! Jon! Wake up!" He yells, shaking Jon awake. "We're gonna be RICH!"