The Best 4 Death Toll Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Death Toll jokes. There are some death toll jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these death toll puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Death Toll Jokes and Puns

A death toll too high to imagine

On September 29th 2006 President George W. Bush receives a briefing from one of his staff

"Mr. President, we've just received reports of a commercial plane crash in south America, 154 Brazilian people died."

"Oh my God, that's terrible..." The president replies solemnly, thinking quietly to himself.

"Wait... How much is a Brazilian?"

If you go through a toll in Death Valley...

Can it be called a death toll?

Death toll in Orlando club shooting hits 50

Most of the survivors found were in the closet.

What do you pay at the suicide booth?

The death toll.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the death toll jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working death toll piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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