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26 dearly jokes and hilarious dearly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dearly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Dearly Short Jokes

Short dearly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dearly humour may include short fondly jokes also.

  1. I want my 11780 dollars. Dear Bank of America, I just want to find 11780 more dollars in my savings account.Everyone at your bank counted wrong.
  2. What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir,
    We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
  3. Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward'." Contestant: "C-U-N..."
    Judge: "DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP."
  4. Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. Shes not coming back. ...and we don't know Y either.
  5. 50s Soviet joke Who is your mother?
    Our great Soviet country.
    Who is your father?
    Our dear comrade Stalin.
    What's your greatest desire?
    Becoming an orphan.
  6. Dear Humans, You get mad at me when I work....You get mad at me when I don't work.
    Sincerely,
    Confused alarm clock.
  7. Dear God, If you want us to impeach Trump, just give us a sign. Like blot out the sun. Anytime in the next week.
    Thanks,
    America.
  8. What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter? Dear Customer,
    Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement.
  9. A Russian named Rudolf woke up one morning He looked out the window and announced, _"It's raining."_
    His wife said, _"No dear, it's sleeting."_
    He replied, _"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."_
  10. I was clinging for dear life on the edge of the cliff... As the rescue team approached, one of the guys shouted, "Whatever you do, don't look down!"
    So I started smiling...

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Dearly One Liners

Which dearly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dearly? I can suggest the ones about desperately and deeply.

  1. Dear Satan, for christmas I want a cure for my dyslexia.
  2. Dear the person who invented 0, thanks for nothing
  3. Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x She's not coming back. And don't ask y.
  4. Tell me, Sherlock, where do lemons come from? A lemon tree, dear Watson.
  5. Dear Algebra.. Stop asking us to find your X
    She's gone bro.
  6. What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle? The Dear Reader.
  7. Dear Lord, thank you for these noodles Ramen.
  8. What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be? A 'Miley Cyprus'.
    Dear god, shoot me.
  9. Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
  10. What's Sherlock's favourite type of rock? Sedimentary my dear Watson...
  11. I made this one up today…. What is Santa's favorite weather? It's rain, dear!
  12. Dr. Watson: How young is too young? Elementary school, my dear Watson
  13. When I get into an argument with my wife, I always get the last word "Yes, dear"
  14. Dear Board of Education, So are we.
    Sincerely,
    Students
  15. Dear NASA, I was big enough for your mom.
    - Pluto

Dearly joke, Dear NASA,

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dearly can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dearly puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Charming Humor Dearly Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about dearly you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean badly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dearly prank.

My friend asked me if I've ever paid for s**...

I've paid dearly: I've got three kids.

Socrates' Beloved

Socrates beloved dog died. He went to his Greek priest and asked if he could arrange a regular church service for his dearly departed. The priest was outraged and berated the parishioner for suggesting his dog receive holy services. Dismayed, Socrates turned away mumbling, 'Now what am I to do with the five thousand Euros we saved for the serviced?' 'Good Lord, my son, come back; why didn't you say he was Orthodox?'

A jihadist was preparing himself for his mission, when suddenly he's facing the image of his dearly departed comrad

"Ahmad! How is paradise?"
"Abdul, don't go through with the mission, it is not the paradise we were promised!"
"How is that possible? How could that be? Did you get the 72 virgins?"
"Yes, and that's the problem, Abdul... think about what kind of women dies a v**...."

"You know, honey, when i'm old and very ill, i don't want to live like a vegetable..

i don't want to depend on any machine or any other fluids that are supposed to keep me alive". As i said that to her, she looked at me dearly, then she went on to confiscate my phone, laptop and flushed down the toilet all the beer i had.

A fairy once appeared and told a family couple

"For 25 years you were a wonderful family couple. I now shall grant each of you one wish."
The wife went first.
"I want to travel the world with my dearly beloved husband'.
The fairy waved her magic wand, and instantly in the wife's hand appeared plane tickets and travel vouchers.
But unexpectedly the 50 year old husband said.
"This is really romantic and wonderful, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I'm sorry honey, but I want a wife 30 years younger than me."
The fairy waved her magic wand once again, and immediately turned the guy into an 80 year old man.

son: How did you choose the name Teresa for my sister?

Well it's an anagram for Easter which your mother loves dearly.
Thanks for clarifying Dad.
No problem, Alan.

What do you call a baby that never cries or pukes on its parents?

Dearly departed.

Why did the comedian cry so dearly?

He couldn't find somebody to laugh.

A man lay on his deathbed...

He had maybe a day left to live when he suddenly smelled his wife's prizewinning chili! He dearly loved her chili more than anything else in the world, especially the way his wife cooked them which was known throughout the state of Texas.
With every last bit of energy left in his mind and body, the terminally ill husband pulled himself out of bed, crawled across the floor, down the hall, and into the kitchen. Here, his wife was removing the fresh batch of chili from the stovetop. As he reached with a spoon for a taste from the p**..., his wife smacked him in the back of the head with a wooden spoon.
"Leave it alone, Charlie!" she yelled. It's for the f**...!"

"My wife's first husband."

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself and replied, "My wife's first husband."

I was walking through the park this morning, when I saw a man, standing on a tree branch, with a rope around his neck...

I asked him what was happening and he screamed, "After I jump, everyone will dearly miss me when they recall that I hung myself!"
I immediately assured him that that would not be the case, even if he jumped, right there, in front of my very eyes, that's not what people will say!!
Tears welling in his eyes, he jumped.
As he was jumping, I said, "After you jump, everyone will dearly miss you when they recall that you *hanged* yourself!!"

Dearly joke, I was walking through the park this morning, when I saw a man, standing on a tree branch, with a rop

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