Dear Santa Jokes
24 dear santa jokes and hilarious dear santa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dear santa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dear Santa Short Jokes
Short dear santa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dear santa humour may include short santa christmas jokes also.
- Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer.
- What did Mrs. Claus said when Santa Claus asked how is the weather? "It looks like rain dear!"
- Dear Santa.... All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a slim body. Please do not mix it up like last year.
- Dear Kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.
Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*. - What's the difference between Santa Clause, Kim Jong Un, and 34 ounces of printer ink? One's a deer leader, one is a Dear Leader, and the other is a dear liter.
- What did Santa Claus say to his wife after he watched the weather report? It's going to rain dear.
^Yeah ^I'm ^sorry ^its ^late ^guys. - A Christmas Wish Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa,
Dear Santa Claus
Please send me a sister for Christmas
Santa wrote back,
Dear Little Johnny
Please send me your mother - Dear Santa, Thank you so much for my new fap chair....
....or computer chair as they call them in Stores. - My 9-yr old daughter just told me this one. What did Mrs. Claus way to Santa when she looked out the window?
It looks like rain, dear. - A child writes a letter to Santa... A child writes a letter to Santa. He writes " Dear Santa, I want a little sister for Christmas." Santa writes back to the child "Dear Billy send me your mom."
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Dear Santa One Liners
Which dear santa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dear santa? I can suggest the ones about santa claus and mall santa.
- I made this one up today…. What is Santa's favorite weather? It's rain, dear!
- WHAT DID SANTA SAY WHEN HE SAW HIS WET ROOF It looks like rain dear
- What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear.
- Eying the distant storm, Santa said to Rudolph: "It's going to rain, dear!"
- Kid: "Dear Santa, I want a younger brother for Christmas." Santa: "Send me your mom."
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What funny jokes about dear santa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dressed santa jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dear santa pranks.
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when she asked him why he wanted to go to a s**... club?
Because I want to make it rain, dear.
A little girl writes a Christmas letter to Santa
"Dear Santa, I want a fur coat and a scarf for Christmas." She goes to the post office and sends the letter. Next day the postman reads the letter and decides to give the girl a scarf for christmas. After christmas the postman gets another letter: " Santa, thanks for the scarf, but i bet the mailman took the coat!"
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A boy writes a letter to Father Christmas...
It is getting close to Christmas time, and a young boy is writing his letter to Santa Claus. Coming from a poor, broken home the boy has only one wish. He writes to Santa and asks for just £50 so he can help his family.
At the Post Office, the staff are touched by the thoughtfulness and selflessness of the young boy. One kind worker decides they should make his dreams come true and organises a collection fund for him. At the end of the day, the workers manage to scrape together £45 and they send it back to the young boy with love from Father Christmas.
A week later, the Post Office receives another letter from the young boy. "Dear Santa, Thank you so so much for the £50, but I thought you should know, those robbing b**... at the Post Office stole £5."
Communist Russia and Santa
There is a couple walking in communist Russia. However, they aren't communists themselves. The two (Ken and Jen) are debating over whether it's raining or snowing.
"It's totally snowing." Says Ken.
"No, this is definitely rain..." Jen remarks.
The two see their friend Rudolph, a communist. He has never been wrong about the weather before. They ask him what the weather is.
Quickly, he says "I can affirm that it's raining, friends."
"Ha!" Says Jen.
"B-b-but!" Ken mutters, trying to keep his composure.
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." Jen remarks.