The Best 8 Dear Math Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dear Math jokes. There are some dear math mathematics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dear math math problems puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dear Math Jokes and Puns

Dear Math,

grow up and solve your own problems.

Dear math,

Solve your own problems

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Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She is not coming back.

Dear math, stop telling me to find your X

Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems

What do you say Everytime maths wants you to calculate value of his X

Dear Maths, I'm sick & tired of finding your 'X' she's gone dude and don't ask 'Y'


Dear math,

I dont wanna help you find your "x" she left you, move on

Dear Maths, I am sick and tired of finding your "x"

Just accept the fact that she is gone and MOVE ON DUDE

A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old.

One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband that says, "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me."
He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't you wait up for me."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dear math answer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dear math 6th grade piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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