The Best 6 Dear Hunting Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dear Hunting jokes. There are some dear hunting sweety jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dear hunting pheasant hunting puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dear Hunting Jokes and Puns

Dear sir, On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new reality show.

Also the charming photograph you enclosed. Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected, I would point out that the correct title of the series is actually "Fact Hunt". Kind regards Channel Four.

A man goes hunting...

He is an Atheist. He is in the woods when he trips and drops his rifle down a cliffs edge, and a Bear corners him. Knowing its his last line of life, but un willing to ask for god, he thinks of a witty idea, he says "If there is a god, please make this bear a christian!".The bear stands up and says "Dear lord, thank you for this meal im about to eat".
Hueh.

Dear Sir,

Thank you very much for the lovely picture of your wife. However, the title of our competition is "Fact Hunt".

A Chemist, An Engineer, and A Statistician

A Chemist, an engineer, and a statistician are out in the woods hunting. The chemist says" Watch this" and fires his rifle. His shot lands five yards short of the deer. The engineer laughs and says "Watch this" and calculates for wind resistance. His shot lands five yards over the dear. The statistician suddenly stands up and screams "WE GOT HIM"

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting some rocks

Sherlock picks up a rock, admiring it. Watson asks, "What kind of rock is that? Igneous?"

Sherlock replies, "Sedimentary, my dear Watson. Sedimentary."


A man and woman were on their first date.



The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer."

The man looked away and turned red.

"What's wrong?" asked the woman.

"I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dear hunting hunting season jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dear hunting moose hunting piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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