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My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

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My drug test came back negative.

My drug dealer has some explaining to do.

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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex

He's a small arms dealer.

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I have a T-Rex who sells me guns.

He's a small arms dealer.

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Bought some shoes from my drug dealer.

idk what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

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My drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He eventually got arrested after the police saw that people let him in

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A drug dealer sold me his shoes today

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day

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So my drug dealer got me these new shoes..

And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day

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I just passed my drug test

My dealer has some serious explaining to do

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My mom embarassed me me today when one of my black friends came over..she just kept saying "Is he a drug dealer? He looks like a drug dealer"

I said "No mom that's racist...and put your money away"

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Kevin Spacey is trying to get a new position in Vegas,...

Blackjack Dealer

Because they hit on anything under 17.

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*First day as drug dealer*

*Giggles* "coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"
*gets stabbed*

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced it with,but I've been tripping all day.

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My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas

I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since

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I brought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

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What's the difference between a whore and a drug dealer?

A whore can wash her crack and sell it again .

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My drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness as a disguise...

He eventually got arrested after the police saw that people actually let him in

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping.ο»Ώ

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What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

The prostitute can wash their crack and sell it again.

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When one door closes another one opens

That's all well and good , I told the car dealer, but I'm not buying the car until you fix it!

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Gambling Problem

When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."

I thought about it for a moment and dialed the number. When they answered I said, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer today...

I dont know what he laced them with but i have been tripping like crazy

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A guy is cleaning out his deceased grandfather's attic...

He discovers an old oil painting and an old violin. He decides to take them to an antique dealer to have them evaluated.

The antique dealer studies them both carefully and says, "What you have here sir is a Stradivarius, and a Rembrandt. Unfortunately, Stradivarius wasn't a very good painter, and Rembrandt was crap at making violins."

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My drug dealer sold me some shoes last night.

I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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So, I bought my shoes from a drug dealer..

... and I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.

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Drug test

A couple of days ago I had to do a drug test and it came up negative. Now, I have to have a serious talk with my dealer...

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Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again....






To Generiquai and everybody reading this, I would just like you to know I obviously didn't make this up. Just remembered it from a few years back and thought it was funny. Whoever made it up I give you all the credit.
Thanks for checking it out!

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Bought some sneakers from my drug dealer...

Not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

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I buy my guns from a dude that's called T. Rex.

He's a small-arms dealer.

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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Who makes more money, a prostitute or a drug dealer? (NSFW)

It depends on who has the best crack.

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Hookers and blow

Whats the difference between a hooker and a crack dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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Bought shoes from a drug dealer

Not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

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Ronald Reagan got into hot water for telling this joke at the S.A.L.T. talks

Russian citizen goes to the Volga car dealership to buy his first car . Dealer says ''that'll be 20,000 Rubles , and we'll deliver it to you TEN YEARS FROM TODAY''. Man asks ''Morning or afternoon?'' Dealer says ''What's the difference , it's ten years from today''. Man says ''Well , the plumber is scheduled for that morning.''ο»Ώ

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