He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.
My drug dealer has some explaining to do.
I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
He's a small arms dealer.
He's a small arms dealer.
idk what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
He eventually got arrested after the police saw that people let him in
I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day
And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day
My dealer has some serious explaining to do
I said "No mom that's racist...and put your money away"
Blackjack Dealer
Because they hit on anything under 17.
*Giggles* "coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"
*gets stabbed*
I don't know what he laced it with,but I've been tripping all day.
I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since
I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
A whore can wash her crack and sell it again .
He eventually got arrested after the police saw that people actually let him in
I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping.
The prostitute can wash their crack and sell it again.
That's all well and good , I told the car dealer, but I'm not buying the car until you fix it!
When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."
I thought about it for a moment and dialed the number. When they answered I said, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"
I dont know what he laced them with but i have been tripping like crazy
He discovers an old oil painting and an old violin. He decides to take them to an antique dealer to have them evaluated.
The antique dealer studies them both carefully and says, "What you have here sir is a Stradivarius, and a Rembrandt. Unfortunately, Stradivarius wasn't a very good painter, and Rembrandt was crap at making violins."
I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
... and I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.
A couple of days ago I had to do a drug test and it came up negative. Now, I have to have a serious talk with my dealer...
A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again....
To Generiquai and everybody reading this, I would just like you to know I obviously didn't make this up. Just remembered it from a few years back and thought it was funny. Whoever made it up I give you all the credit.
Thanks for checking it out!
Not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
He's a small-arms dealer.
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
It depends on who has the best crack.
Whats the difference between a hooker and a crack dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!
Russian citizen goes to the Volga car dealership to buy his first car . Dealer says ''that'll be 20,000 Rubles , and we'll deliver it to you TEN YEARS FROM TODAY''. Man asks ''Morning or afternoon?'' Dealer says ''What's the difference , it's ten years from today''. Man says ''Well , the plumber is scheduled for that morning.''
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