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A lawyer is meeting the devil to make a deal
... and says, "Alright, I want to win my next 10 cases in a row, for settlements of no less than $1 million!"
The Devil replies, "Ok mister lawyer, but in return, I demand the souls of your wife and child for 1000 years!"
The lawyer scratches his head and says, "I don't get it, where's the catch?"
From my dad.
The devil appears before a lawyer and promises to ensure that he wins every case he takes for the rest of his life.
Lawyer says: It's always about a deal right? What's in it for you? Devil says: I want your soul, your wife's, your son's, and the souls of any more children you have in the future. Lawyer pauses, thinks for a moment, and responds: But what's the catch?
A cucumber made a deal with the devil.
He is quite in a pickle now.
Source: Stole it.
The Devil went down to Georgia . . .
And obviously reneged on his deal with Falcons fans.
They say John Mayer made a deal with the devil...
Nobody knows what John got, but the devil got guitar lessons!
Did you hear about the cobbler who made a deal with the devil?
He sold his sole
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