The Best 5 Deal With The Devil Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deal With The Devil jokes. There are some deal with the devil dealers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deal with the devil tasmanian devil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Deal With The Devil Jokes and Puns

A lawyer is meeting the devil to make a deal

... and says, "Alright, I want to win my next 10 cases in a row, for settlements of no less than $1 million!"

The Devil replies, "Ok mister lawyer, but in return, I demand the souls of your wife and child for 1000 years!"

The lawyer scratches his head and says, "I don't get it, where's the catch?"

From my dad.

A cucumber made a deal with the devil.

He is quite in a pickle now.

Source: Stole it.

The Devil went down to Georgia . . .

And obviously reneged on his deal with Falcons fans.

They say John Mayer made a deal with the devil...

Nobody knows what John got, but the devil got guitar lessons!

Did you hear about the cobbler who made a deal with the devil?

He sold his sole

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deal with the devil return jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deal with the devil bargain piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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