Deafmute Jokes

Following is our collection of puts puns and mute one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deafmute jokes for adults, dirty pharmacist jokes and clean finally dad gags for kids.

The Best Deafmute Puns

Two deaf-mute kids were arguing.

The mother came and turned off the light.

My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I've never heard him complain

A deaf-mute man came on a Talent show.

And what is your talent?
- I can speak!

When you insult a deaf-mute murderer in sign language

...it's a deaf-sentence.

What is worse than raping a deaf-mute girl?

Breaking her fingers so she won't tell nobody.


What do deaf-mute people like about yoga pants?

They make lip-reading easier.

What does an argument look like between 2 deaf-mute people?

2 drunk people dancing.

A criminal defense lawyer says "Don't talk" to his clients regarding interactions with law enforcement,

except to his deaf-mute clients, to whom he says "Don't sign anything."

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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