Deafmute Jokes
8 deafmute jokes and hilarious deafmute puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about deafmute that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Two deaf-mute kids were arguing.
The mother came and turned off the light.
My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....
I've never heard him complain
A deaf-mute man came on a talent show.
And what is your talent?
- I can speak!
When you insult a deaf-mute m**... in sign language
...it's a deaf-sentence.
What is worse than r**... a deaf-mute girl?
Breaking her fingers so she won't tell nobody.
What do deaf-mute people like about yoga pants?
They make lip-reading easier.
A criminal defense lawyer says "Don't talk" to his clients regarding interactions with law enforcement,
except to his deaf-mute clients, to whom he says "Don't sign anything."
What does an argument look like between 2 deaf-mute people?
2 drunk people dancing.
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