The Best 17 Deadpool Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Deadpool Jokes and Puns

What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern.
His least favorite?
Deadpool.

Should Ryan Reynolds star as Gatsby in The Great Gatsby reboot?

I mean he has already been green lantern AND deadpool.

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.

Deadpool joke, Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest.

The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.

SPOILERS for Deadpool 2

The X-Force was the actual Suicide Squad.


2018 is the Year of the sequel.

Deadpool 2, Avengers Infinity war 3, Incredibles 2, World War 3.

I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house.

Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity.

Deadpool joke, I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house.

T.J. Miller and I have so much in common!

We're both not going to be in Deadpool 3

I told my wife, We can either have sex, or see Deadpool.

But I'm on my period, and Deadpool is sold out, she replied.

So we snuck in through the rear entrance.

There is Deadpool Monopoly, Sea World Monopoly, Simpson's Monopoly....

It's like they monopolized the board games industry

Ryan Reynolds would have been great as Jay Gatsby.

After all, he's both Green Lantern and Deadpool.

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I told my Girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Deadpool

She said, "I've seen Deadpool and I'm on my period", so she pulled some strings and I went in through the back entrance.

WitH All THeSe PeOplE PreDicTiNG wHo is GoinG to Die in InFiNiTy wAr, You cOuLd sAy iTs a...

...deadpool

Why is Deadpool such a good contractor on "demo day" when renovating old houses?

Because he loves to break the fourth wall.

Who is Micheal Barrymore's favourite superhero?

Deadpool

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Than Deadpool after he converted to Judaism

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What is Deadpools favorite church song?

Wade in the water.

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