Following is our collection of funny Deadpan jokes. There are some deadpan slapstick jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deadpan offset puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
He looked at me deadpan and asked, "What machine did you think they were raging against, the dishwasher?
Deadpan humour
THAT's a Shit-eating grin!
it's more satisfying to tell a deadpan one instead.
Deadpan
He's known for his deadpan delivery.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deadpan gourmet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working deadpan humorless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.