Deadpan Jokes

Following is our collection of freshness puns and slapstick one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deadpan jokes for adults, dirty emotionless jokes and clean offset dad gags for kids.

The Best Deadpan Puns

I told my friend that I never knew that Rage Against the Machine was so political, and that it really ruined the music for me.

He looked at me deadpan and asked, "What machine did you think they were raging against, the dishwasher?

What humour does a pansexual necrophiliac like?

Deadpan humour

You've heard of a DEADpan expression. Well, a BEDpan expression...

THAT's a Shit-eating grin!

Whenever I start telling a procrastination joke,

it's more satisfying to tell a deadpan one instead.

What does the dead comedian cook with?


Did you hear about the comedian who gave an old lady a defective piece of cooking equipment?

He's known for his deadpan delivery.

There is an abundance of gourmet jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and deadpan puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any humorless witze you can hear about deadpan.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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