Deadly Lame Jokes
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My buddy invited me to a party at his place, saying "tons" of people would be coming.
It turned out to be pretty lame. When I arrived, his place was dead silent and he seemed to be the only person there.
However, I checked the living room and found he hadn't lied; your mother was sitting on the couch.
New Dishwasher launched on the market!!!
1 dead and 2 injured.
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PS: I don't care if it's a repost or too lame, this has been my favourite joke since I was 6 and I had to post it
A dead guy once told me
... my humor is meta and lame. I'd say it's LAMEnted
One fine day, in the middle of the night...
*This is a humours verse I've known since I was a kid. I don't know where it came from, and my googling has failed me. If anyone else knows the origin, that would be great!*
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead men, got up to fight,
One lame man, rang up to call an ambulance,
The ambulance came, with two dead horses pulling it,
They ran over a dead cat, and nearly killed it,
Now the cat's in hospital, with nothing wrong with it.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
We'll give you the best seat, so sit on the floor.
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