The Best 12 Deadlines Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deadlines jokes. There are some deadlines environmental jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deadlines naan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deadlines Jokes and Puns

What company is the best at meeting deadlines?

The Make a Wish Foundation

It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines...

They both wait until the last minute, then get an extension.

A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.

"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.

"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"

Deadlines joke, A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

While dogs can smell fear

Printers can smell deadlines

I love deadlines.

I love the whoosing sound they make as they go by.


I get plenty of exercise.

I'm frequently jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

I'm reading a book about meeting deadlines.

I should have finished it a week ago.

Deadlines joke, I'm reading a book about meeting deadlines.

I love deadlines.

I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly over my head.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do we want!?

Megaphone holder: What do we want!?

Mob: EXTENDED DEADLINES FOR PROCRASTINATORS!

Megaphone holder: When do we want it?!

Mob: LATER!

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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Tom Sawyer started painting on deadlines after his adventures.

He *rushed* to make *moving pictures.*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deadlines cutoff jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deadlines program piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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