The Best 16 Deadline Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deadline jokes. There are some deadline facility jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deadline communications puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deadline Jokes and Puns

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.

No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

Have you ever found yourself staring at a deadline, with no real work done, and then going to your teacher to beg for an extention?

Well then you know how UK feels

Doctor gave me 3 months to live...

I'm so lazy I missed the deadline, that was 4 months ago.

Deadline joke, Doctor gave me 3 months to live...

Say what you like about the make-a-wish foundation.

But they can work to a deadline. - Jimmy Carr

what's the best thing about the make-a-wish foundation?

they can really work to a deadline.


Calvin had a mean teacher.

So when he missed a deadline for an assignment, Calvin begged for an extension.

The teacher said, No, I'm giving you a 0, Calvin.

Calvin replied, You are absolutely cold.

Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation

At least they can work to a deadline

Deadline joke, Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation

I have a lot of work to do in the morgue today.

There's a new deadline I need to meet.

Jack was deeply involved in finishing a report for the upcoming board meeting received a call from his wife that she had a good news and a bad news.

Because of the deadline he asked if she could just give him the good news. The wife replied "Okay, the good news is that the air bags work."

I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers.

Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline.

Job ad: Position of a psychic at large international corporation open ($1M/annually)

Submit your application and cover letter you know where. The deadline is you know when.

You can explore deadline expire reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean deadline cutoff dad jokes. There are also deadline puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


"Time is an arbitrary concept"

is apparently a bad way to explain to your boss why you missed the project deadline

What do you call wanting to get rich within your life time?

Setting a deadline.

My wife told me to call the life line by tomorrrow morning

My wife must have made a call to the deadline

A single zombie is scary, but a row of zombies forms something even scarier...

A deadline.

What do you call a girl who did not register in time for the beauty contest?

Miss Deadline.

Deadline joke, What do you call a girl who did not register in time for the beauty contest?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deadline schedule jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deadline facilities piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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