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No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.
Well then you know how UK feels
I'm so lazy I missed the deadline, that was 4 months ago.
So when he missed a deadline for an assignment, Calvin begged for an extension.
The teacher said, No, I'm giving you a 0, Calvin.
Calvin replied, You are absolutely cold.
At least they can work to a deadline
There's a new deadline I need to meet.
Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline.
Submit your application and cover letter you know where. The deadline is you know when.
Because of the deadline he asked if she could just give him the good news. The wife replied "Okay, the good news is that the air bags work."
is apparently a bad way to explain to your boss why you missed the project deadline
Setting a deadline.
Miss Deadline.
A deadline.
My wife must have made a call to the deadline
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