Deadlifting Jokes

Following is our collection of ottoman puns and bodybuilder one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deadlifting jokes for adults, dirty dumbbell jokes and clean biceps dad gags for kids.

The Best Deadlifting Puns

You know who's great at deadlifting?


I just finished deadlifting 1000 pounds off the ground.

For you Americans, that's 1275 dollars. It's my most expensive lift to date.

My friend told me I should start deadlifting.

Otherwise the police would certainly find the body.

There is an abundance of deadlift jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and deadlifting puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any hms witze you can hear about deadlifting.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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