The Best 3 Deadlift Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deadlift jokes. There are some deadlift squat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deadlift handstand puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deadlift Jokes and Puns

I tried a deadlift for the first time last week...

The mortician sternly asked me to leave the morgue.

What's the morticians favorite exercise?

The deadlift.

Some guy died at the gym...

They had to deadlift him out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deadlift weightlifter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deadlift lifter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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