Deadlift Jokes

Following is our collection of gainz puns and squat one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deadlift jokes for adults, dirty gains jokes and clean handstand dad gags for kids.

The Best Deadlift Puns

I tried a deadlift for the first time last week...

The mortician sternly asked me to leave the morgue.

What's the morticians favorite exercise?

The deadlift.

Some guy died at the gym...

They had to deadlift him out.

There is an abundance of weightlifter jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and deadlift puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any lifter witze you can hear about deadlift.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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