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The Deadliest Job in WW2

My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served in the Philippines during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, Did you ever kill anyone?

Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, Probably. I was the cook.

I asked my dad what the deadliest weapon known to man is.

He said 'you came out of it'.

You know, I always thought that show Deadliest Catch was about HIV...

But here it turns out to be about Crabs

What is the deadliest kind of teen?

A hungry one.


A guillotine.

What is the deadliest crime in Africa?

What's the deadliest kind of pot

A pol pot

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal.

Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

A woman's deadliest weapon...

Is the Broad's-word.

Who are the two deadliest women?

MiA and KiA.

what the deadliest way by which iron man can die?

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