Deadhead Jokes
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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
What did one deadhead say to the other, when they ran out of w**...?
Wow man, this music s**...!
What did the deadhead say when he ran out of w**...?
"Hey, wait a minute, these guys s**..."!
What did the deadhead say when the drugs wore off?
"Hey... this music s**...."
(just a joke folks, we all know j**... rules)
What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab?
This music s**...!
Why did the deadhead break up with his girlfriend?
Because she smelled like phish.
How do Deadheads screw in a lightbulb?
They screw it in, watch it burn out, and then follow it around the country.
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