Deadhead Jokes

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The Best Deadhead Puns

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What did the deadhead say when he ran out of weed?

"Hey, wait a minute, these guys SUCK"!

What did the deadhead say when the drugs wore off?

"Hey... this music sucks."

(just a joke folks, we all know jerry rules)

What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab?

This music sucks!

Why did the deadhead break up with his girlfriend?

Because she smelled like phish.


How do Deadheads screw in a lightbulb?

They screw it in, watch it burn out, and then follow it around the country.

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