The Best 6 Deadhead Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deadhead jokes. There are some deadhead hippie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deadhead smokin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deadhead Jokes and Puns

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What did the deadhead say when he ran out of weed?

"Hey, wait a minute, these guys SUCK"!

What did the deadhead say when the drugs wore off?

"Hey... this music sucks."

(just a joke folks, we all know jerry rules)

What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab?

This music sucks!

Why did the deadhead break up with his girlfriend?

Because she smelled like phish.


How do Deadheads screw in a lightbulb?

They screw it in, watch it burn out, and then follow it around the country.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deadhead bong jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deadhead psychedelic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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