The Best 16 Deadbeat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deadbeat jokes. There are some deadbeat default jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deadbeat obstetricians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deadbeat Jokes and Puns

How many deadbeat dads does it take to change a lightbulb?

I wouldn't know, mine's never around.

(Alternately: "Well, he went out to get one...")

The White House has become low income housing and it's main tenant is a broke, deadbeat

There goes the neighborhood!

Communism is like a deadbeat dad.

No matter how much it could potentially do, it never works.

Deadbeat joke, Communism is like a deadbeat dad.

I finally asked my Deadbeat, Deserting Dad what makes him happy. His Answer?

He hasn't gotten back to me.

Jesus is a deadbeat dad

Said he'd be coming back soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting.


Spring is like a deadbeat dad

It keeps promising it'll be there, but never shows up.

What do you call a masterbating zombie?

A Deadbeat.

Deadbeat joke, What do you call a masterbating zombie?

A circle trying to convince a deadbeat dad to attend his son's game:

Sir, come for Ence.

What does a hardware store and a deadbeat dad have in common?

Screws, nuts, and bolts.

What's the difference between a deadbeat dad and a robot?

One nuts and bolts and the other is nuts and bolts.

Sometimes I'll write the setup for a really good pun but just get bored and give up...

I've been accused of being a deadbeat dad-joker.

You can explore deadbeat sexuality reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean deadbeat crap dad jokes. There are also deadbeat puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My friend just died while masturbating

He was a real deadbeat

Valve is like a deadbeat dad....

They both do well on creating, but suck at taking care of the offspring.

Jesus Perfect?

Honor your father and mother?

He disrespected Joseph, his legal adopted Dad, a lot by hanging out with his deadbeat birth father.

I'm horrified of my zombie children

If I kill them, I'll be called a deadbeat dad.

My dad cannot dance on beat

It was because he was a deadbeat dad

Deadbeat joke, My dad cannot dance on beat

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deadbeat doppelganger jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deadbeat kendall piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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