Deadass Jokes

Following is our collection of psoriasis puns and gringo one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deadass jokes for adults, dirty midwesterners jokes and clean tiresome dad gags for kids.

The Best Deadass Puns

A old husband tells his old wife:- " can't feel anything in my butt" she says:- "are you serious?"

He says:- " i am deadass serious"

Dude, I just came back from the doctors! He said I have rectal necrosis!


Me: I'm afraid of corpses and donkeys

My therapist: Deadass?

Me: *screams*


Farmer in disbelief that his donkey has passed away

i'm into necrophilia.

I'm serious, deadass.

Dude, I'm so upset! My donkey died!

Are you serious?!

Deadass man!

Don't open this unless you want to know what turns on a necrophiliac


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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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