Dead Sea Jokes

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Funniest Dead Sea Short Jokes

Short dead sea jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dead sea humour may include short red sea jokes also.

  1. What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
  2. My Mother in law said to me: "I'll dance on your grave, when you're dead" "Good!" I said, "I'm being buried at sea."
  3. What does a pirate say when he's urinating in a sea filled with dead men? R.I.P
    Hehehehe im sorry pls don't hurt me
  4. Do you know how old I am? I'm so old that I was around when the Dead Sea was just sick. (Told to me by my grandfather)
  5. My friend was so mad at me, she said « you should go live in the dead sea » Because you're That low
  6. What is the official name for 1,000 dead attorneys at the bottom of the sea? A good start.
    And for 10,000 dead attorneys?
    A new hope.
  7. What do a sea shanty and an overstuffed clown car have in common? Fifteen men on a dead man's chest.
  8. What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise? High Seas Dead People
  9. The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
  10. Do you know the dead sea? My dad killed him.

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Dead Sea One Liners

Which dead sea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dead sea? I can suggest the ones about deep sea and death valley.

  1. [spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.
  2. Do you know Dead Sea is not a sea? It's very salty about it
  3. Yo momma is so old.. The Dead Sea was only sick.
  4. Yo mama is so old that ... She knew the dead sea when it was sick
  5. Why do feminists hate the Dead Sea? Because of the toxic max-salinity!
  6. I've plunged into the Dead Sea and couldn't get out I fell into a deep depression.
  7. Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation? The Dead Sea!
  8. Me and my wife of 20 years bought a waterbed last year. I call it The Dead Sea.
  9. We had a diving competition in the dead sea I lost.
    I was pretty salty after it.
  10. My friend was so salty When he jumped into the dead sea, water went into him
  11. My wife bought us a new waterbed. I call it "The Dead Sea!"
  12. There are plenty of fish in the sea... I must be fishing in the Dead Sea.
  13. Where do zombies like to go swimming? The Dead Sea.
  14. Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
  15. The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
    Until it met Chuck Norris.

Entertaining Dead Sea Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about dead sea you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dead fish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dead sea pranks.

Yo Mama is so n**..., she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.

chunk norris is god

1.Chuck norris killed the Dead Sea.
2.When Chuck norris does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is ...pushing the earth down. ...3.There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Chuck norris allowed to live. 4.Chuck norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 Chuck norris can divide by zero.
6.Chuck norris can judge a book by it's cover.
7.Chuck norris can drown a fish.
8.Chuck norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
9.Chuck norris once got into a fight with a VCR player.Now it plays DVDs.
10.Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

a magician has a show on a cruiseboat..

So this magician has gotten himself a gig at a cruiseship.
When the ship is out on the open sea the show starts featuring himself and his parrot.
He is performing his first trick a TADAAA a whole deck of cards flips out thin air. the parrot shrieks loudly "those cards were in his left jacketsleeve, they were in his left jacketsleeve!"
Ok well, time for trick #2, the magician pulls a whole bouquet of flowers out of his hat and the parrot start shrieking "those flowers were in his pockets, those flowers were in his pockets!"
The magician reacts a bit annoyed by the parrot spoiling all his tricks, but he doesn't have alot of time to be angry, because the ship capsizes, drowns, and everyone on board is dead.
Except the magician and his parrot. They are floating on a piece of wreckage and just sort of look awkwardly at each other untill finally the parrot says "Ok fine, I give up, where is that boat?"

Yo mamma so fat..

That she drowns in the dead sea!

Two kids talking about their dads achievements

Kid1: have you heard of panama canal?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: you know my dad dug it.
Kid2: ok, thats it. Have you heard about the dead sea?
Kid1: yes
Kid2: My dad killed it.

Have you heard about the Dead Sea?

I didn't even know it was sick

What sea creature is regularly featured in The Walking Dead?


Yo mama so brutal…

She killed the Dead Sea

A whale washed up dead the other day.

Sea men clogged up her t**....

A man walks into a bar located at the lowest point on earth near the dead sea

some 420m below sea level. He orders a drink and then tells an absolutely dreadful joke, but the bartender laughs heartily anyway, because the bar has been set low for this joke

What do you call s**... after a period?

Sailing the Red Sea.
What do you call s**... after an abortion?
Sailing the Dead Sea.

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