Dead Raccoon Jokes
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As migration approached, two elderly vultures
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.
"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess says, "I'm sorry sir, there is only one carrion allowed per passenger."
So the other day I tried to bring 2 dead raccoons on an airplane...
but the lady at the desk told me a second carrion costs extra.
What did the flight attendant say to the vulture who dragged two dead raccoons onto the flight?
I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion
Whats the difference between a lawyer and a raccoon?
when found dead on the side of the road, the raccoon has skid marks in from of it.
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